Silliness Convenient Lies - Page 9

GeoffC · 03-17-2010, 12:35 PM

a team, just floating in space ....

pshrynk · 03-17-2010, 12:39 PM

Anyone else for a Xanax?

kindlekitten · 03-17-2010, 01:15 PM

YUM!!

badgoodDeb · 03-17-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mvisconte

I.
Am.
SO.
Sorry.

I have left us stranded (or, at least wandering aimlessly [PULL!]). I got swamped in the Real World(tm) and haven't had time, energy, or brainz power to pen more electrons into the void.

For not having time, this is a might long episode!

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OK, BATTLE STATIONS PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. This is, and this is a screw-driver, 'cuz is things don't work out, we're screwed.

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"It's a KILT, which is wha' Yuull be if you don't let it lie, laddie!"

and again ....

Take care in Real Life(tm). We won't go anywhere without ya -- since you're already on board.

mvisconte · 03-17-2010, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Anyone else for a Xanax?

Malted, with jimmy sprinkles?

mvisconte · 03-17-2010, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dsvick

See that is the problem, there we are floating around happily in the air when some of the crew, having been confined to quarters for unauthorized button pushing, decide it would be a good idea to hang their posteriors out of the port holes and moon those nice young people in their boats.

What we need is a decorum teacher.

So, do you see this as a crisis of character or lack of primary training and secondary discipline, Is this part of the general disaffected malaise that so many tweens suffer from? Is it related to the baconaise? Or is it something darker, more indicative of vindictive? I printed simple directions in each head, with instructions in 5 languages, and pictograms complete with cute antrhropomorphic animules. It's clear. Handle left IN port, handle left AWAY from civilation.

No, wait... ya got me thinking... handle right creates a drop-zone... OK, we have new rules.
1) Portholes are not to be used for bodily eliminations, unless the whole body has to go.
2) For pities' sake, remember, there are portholes below yours... a little timing goes a long way towards harmony.
3) While fun, it is not necessary to yell "Bombs away!" when flushing, nor singing "Raindrops keep follow on my head....", etc. Injury is fine by itself, without aserving of insult. Although, try the krullers, they're killers.

K, my attention psan was just leasured and fund to ne be aseqwate to cojj....

kindlekitten · 03-18-2010, 12:59 AM

you mean those striped designs on the sides aren't natural weathering!?

dsvick · 03-18-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mvisconte

So, do you see this as a crisis of character or lack of primary training and secondary discipline, Is this part of the general disaffected malaise that so many tweens suffer from? Is it related to the baconaise? Or is it something darker, more indicative of vindictive?

No, I see it as a case of the port holes being too big.

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3) While fun, it is not necessary to yell "Bombs away!" when flushing, nor singing "Raindrops keep follow on my head....", etc.

However, if there are crew members in the adjoining shower, a rousing "Fire In The Hole!!" prior to flushing to alert them of the impending lack of cold water is much appreciated. The last person who did not issue warning was found cowering in the broom closet, rocking back and forth in a fetal position muttering to himself "... KK says must warn next time or she wont stop badgood from letting go of my ankle ..."

kindlekitten · 03-18-2010, 08:38 AM

and let me tell ya'! they got off easy considering it was o'darkthirty!!!

pshrynk · 03-18-2010, 09:26 AM

I'd like to complain that my jacuzzi tub is not hot enough and that I start getting somewhat chilly after only a few hours of lounging about in it. What kind of warship is this, anyway?

kindlekitten · 03-18-2010, 12:57 PM

that loss of heat is a signal that it's time to get out of the tub!!!!!

GeoffC · 03-18-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

you mean those striped designs on the sides aren't natural weathering!?

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

that loss of heat is a signal that it's time to get out of the tub!!!!!

or else it's a sign of impending doom ....

poohbear_nc · 03-18-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

that loss of heat is a signal that it's time to get out of the tub!!!!!

It might mean you're dead!

dsvick · 03-18-2010, 02:48 PM

Loss of heat would be ok, you really need to worry if Geoff comes in and starts adding bits of chopped of vegetables to the tub with you.

poohbear_nc · 03-18-2010, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dsvick

Loss of heat would be ok, you really need to worry if Geoff comes in and starts adding bits of chopped of vegetables to the tub with you.

I'd worry more if Geoff started pouring hot chocolate on you!

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03-17-2010, 12:35 PM	#121
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	a team, just floating in space ....

03-17-2010, 12:39 PM	#122
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Anyone else for a Xanax?

03-17-2010, 01:15 PM	#123
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	YUM!!

03-18-2010, 12:59 AM	#127
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	you mean those striped designs on the sides aren't natural weathering!?

03-18-2010, 08:38 AM	#129
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	and let me tell ya'! they got off easy considering it was o'darkthirty!!!

03-18-2010, 09:26 AM	#130
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I'd like to complain that my jacuzzi tub is not hot enough and that I start getting somewhat chilly after only a few hours of lounging about in it. What kind of warship is this, anyway?

03-18-2010, 12:57 PM	#131
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	that loss of heat is a signal that it's time to get out of the tub!!!!!

03-18-2010, 02:48 PM	#134
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	Loss of heat would be ok, you really need to worry if Geoff comes in and starts adding bits of chopped of vegetables to the tub with you.