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Old 02-16-2010, 11:32 AM   #751
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Ancient jokes are fascinating.... do you remember the source document for this one?
My source is a test in the ancient greek class at school...

Ancient greek jokes have been collected some century later in a booklet called Philogelos (laugh-lover).
There are 265 of them, and the book is thought as a manual for banket entertainers...



Googling around I've found the most ancient of them all: a sumer joke from 1900 B.C.....
I don't write it because I don't have cuneiform keys on my laptop....

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Old 02-16-2010, 10:37 PM   #752
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I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:44 PM   #753
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:42 PM   #754
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I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
That's totally you sweeties...
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:00 AM   #755
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That's totally you sweeties...
I nearly pee'd my pants laughing when I read it......
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:16 AM   #756
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I nearly pee'd my pants laughing when I read it......
I nearly peed my pants laughing when I read it too..which was just now!
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:55 AM   #757
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Sorry to throw a stone in the pool, but that joke will not work if you use the nationalities you've used. They speak French and there's no "double entendre" for the words that make this joke funny.

It absolutely has to be of a foreigner in an English speaking country.
That's ok, I was in a English-speaking country when I heard it.

I embellished with mine own puns, the original just involved the turn signals, but I can never leave "well enough" alone.

Stones are welcome, I won "The Lottery".

ObJoke:
This guy calls his wife and says "I won the lottery! Start packing!"
She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for warm or cold weather? City or beach?"
He says "I don't care, I just want you gone by the time I get home."

Ba dum bum.
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Old 02-17-2010, 01:41 AM   #758
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That's ok, I was in a English-speaking country when I heard it.

I embellished with mine own puns, the original just involved the turn signals, but I can never leave "well enough" alone.

Stones are welcome, I won "The Lottery".

ObJoke:
This guy calls his wife and says "I won the lottery! Start packing!"
She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for warm or cold weather? City or beach?"
He says "I don't care, I just want you gone by the time I get home."

Ba dum bum.
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:15 AM   #759
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Old 02-17-2010, 07:27 AM   #760
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Old 02-17-2010, 07:29 AM   #761
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Old 02-17-2010, 08:40 AM   #762
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I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

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I wasn't ready for that this ho-hum morning.

I think the resulting coffee splatter reached the parking lot.
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:20 AM   #763
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I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.


Does the company make doggie deodorant?
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:32 AM   #764
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Does the company make doggie deodorant?
I'd be willing to pay good money for that...
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