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Old 10-24-2009, 05:41 PM   #481
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Arnie walks into his office on the monday after easter weekend all glum and depressed.

"What's up Mr Schwarzenegger? You look sad" asks his secretary.

"Oh, its nothing, just no-one bought me a single easter egg this year, so I had a rubbish easter weekend." Arnie replies.

"Aw I bet that ruined easter for you didn't it? I bet you hate easter now don't you?" comments the secretary. To which arnie replies chirpily

"Don't worry, I still love easter baby!"
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I don't get it...
Is there a pun I don't understand somewhere?
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Terminator 2 - "Hasta la vista, baby"

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Thanks, Marc.
Now I get it!
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Thanks from me, too!
I'm glad that I'm not the only one to not get it.
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I guess there are a few people looking at the *Kings new clothes*

Haa Haaa! I got it from ShortNCuddlyAm's original post!

... but I ain't tellin' ya' how LONG it took me to get it. Ain't nonnayer business.
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Old 10-24-2009, 06:46 PM   #482
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You know why mother-in-laws won't go to heaven?




Because dragons can't fly so high.



Okay, that one won't work in english. In german, the words for "heaven" and "sky" are identical.
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Old 10-24-2009, 07:32 PM   #483
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Haa Haaa! I got it from ShortNCuddlyAm's original post!

... but I ain't tellin' ya' how LONG it took me to get it. Ain't nonnayer business.
Yay! Someone did! (apparently the sister of the girlfriend of the person who originally sent me the joke did think Arnie said "I still love Easter, baby" in T2)

And apologies to everyone else
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:26 AM   #484
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They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly.
His first 100 days and wham!!
Pig's flu!



Disclaimer: this is not supposed to insult, or discriminate against, anyone. It is also not supposed to be a political statement. Just funny.
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Old 10-26-2009, 06:46 AM   #485
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They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly.
His first 100 days and wham!!
Pig's flu!



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Old 10-26-2009, 06:45 PM   #486
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They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly.
His first 100 days and wham!!
Pig's flu!



Disclaimer: this is not supposed to insult, or discriminate against, anyone. It is also not supposed to be a political statement. Just funny.
I love Obama, and I laughed so hard, I have nothing left with which to sit.
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Old 10-27-2009, 11:33 AM   #487
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Before marriage:
She : Hi
He : Oh, I've been waiting this ...
She : You want me to go ?
He : no, Not at all
She : do you love me ?
He : of course, big time
She : you picked the wrong woman ??
He : no, why do you say that ?
She : you wanna kiss me ?
He : every time I see you !!
She : you wanna slap me ??
He : are you crazy ? never
She : can I trust you ?
He : yes
She : My love
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Old 10-28-2009, 04:11 PM   #488
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An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, " I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."
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Old 10-28-2009, 04:14 PM   #489
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This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he
wanted it for. He answered, "I want to kill my wife." "I'm sorry Sir," the
pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.
The pharmacist looks at the photo of the ugliest woman he has ever
seen, blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, let me get it for you... I
didn't realize you had a prescription."
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Old 10-28-2009, 04:36 PM   #490
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If a man is in the forest and says anything with no woman around, is he still wrong?
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:14 AM   #491
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If a man is in the forest and says anything with no woman around, is he still wrong?
Oh, so true ...
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Old 10-29-2009, 01:34 PM   #492
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If a man is in the forest and says anything with no woman around, is he still wrong?
Actually, if you are waiting for an answer: Yes, of course he is still wrong!
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:08 PM   #493
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Actually, if you are waiting for an answer: Yes, of course he is still wrong!
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Actually, if you are waiting for an answer: Yes, of course he is still wrong!
Unless what he was saying is "Yes, dear!"


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Old 10-29-2009, 04:18 PM   #495
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Unless what he was saying is "Yes, dear!"


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Nah - he's prolly saying that to the wrong thing
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