Unutterably Silly Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic)

[Verencat]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

He sat there, didn't move a hair, looking at me. I looked back. And continued vaccuuming. After I was done, I retreated, with him still looking at me...

(he really looked like: do you have a problem with how I sit?)

How could you resist the temptation?

When one of my cats looks like that, I need to intervene and either give him more attitude or pet him until he switches position... but then I'm the same with humans - quite annoying I've been told!

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by Verencat

How could you resist the temptation?

When one of my cats looks like that, I need to intervene and either give him more attitude or pet him until he switches position... but then I'm the same with humans - quite annoying I've been told!

Easily... He was not in my hair for once! Generally, when he can get into the bedroom and I leave him alone!, he'll leave me alone as well. Which means I can do the things I want to do and don't have to push a cat away every 5 seconds...

[Dylrob]

lustrum
A period of five years.

Heh, 'learn something new everyday.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

lustrum
A period of five years.

Heh, 'learn something new everyday.

Cool... so all the factories in the Sovjet Union was working after a lustrum-plan?

(Didn't they all have a five year plan back in those days?)

[Sweetpea]

Cats are crazy.

I have a huge desk, it fits my monitor + keyboard, 2 cat baskets and some space for my documents.

I had a basket on the last free space available. That basket is now filled:

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Cats are crazy.

I have a huge desk, it fits my monitor + keyboard, 2 cat baskets and some space for my documents.

I had a basket on the last free space available. That basket is now filled:

bouuuh ! so cute !!

[benham]

This will make you smile---

http://www.lucianne.com/article/?pageid=Wet_Cat

[Lady Blue]

Originally Posted by benham

This will make you smile---

http://www.lucianne.com/article/?pageid=Wet_Cat

I think that kitty was wearing Thompson's Water Seal or Scotchguard at the very least. After 2-1/2 minutes of sticking it's head under the water, it still didn't get wet.


Yes, it made me smile.

[Dylrob]

Originally Posted by Slite

Cool... so all the factories in the Sovjet Union was working after a lustrum-plan?

(Didn't they all have a five year plan back in those days?)

*Shrugs*

I don't recall my world history teacher talking much of the Soviet Union. Perhaps because the text book was so ridiculously out of date on the subject?

[Sweetpea]

How can you speed up time?

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

How can you speed up time?

I just press this button here.... [BZZZZT! ptOIOIOIOIOING!]

Oh...no, wait...that was the ejector seat. Hmm, lucky it was only Malaysian takeaway on it. Okay, so if you're in the vicinity of Uluwatu Temple, well, firstly, mind your sunglasses (those macaques are thieving bastards), secondly, don't look up, and thirdly...umm, think about...that thing...animal...what's it called...has feathers...webbed feet...some kind of bill often used as a descriptor...family anatidae...

[vivaldirules]

(doggie screws his courage to the wall, dons football helmet, and plunges into the fray)

Do you mean one of these? You know, a duck?

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by benham

This will make you smile---

http://www.lucianne.com/article/?pageid=Wet_Cat

paaaaa hahahaha !!!!! that cat is INSANE !!! my cats like to drink from the faucet too but luckily they've figured out they only need to put their *tongue* in the water, not the whole head ! although, bast likes to sit in the sink, so sometimes she will finish drinking and then curl up right under the tap before i can turn it off, and the little bug likes to try to "catch" the water with her paw and she can get pretty wet doing that. maybe i should look into some thompson's water seal for them.

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

(doggie screws his courage to the wall, dons football helmet, and plunges into the fray)

Do you mean one of these? You know, a duck?

THWACK !!!!!!

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

THWACK !!!!!!

(doggie scrambles up off the floor and shakes head)

Thanks, Zelda.

The things I do for MobileRead. Where's Alexander? I need a raise.

[Dylrob]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

How can you speed up time?

Local or relative time?