Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 70

Dylrob · 09-06-2009, 12:39 AM

Okay, then I wish for cake.

GeoffC · 09-06-2009, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

Okay, then I wish for cake.

Cake ! : That's no problem, though you'll have to go back in time and share with all the peasants in Paris .... (granted).

I wish the rain would stop ...

ShortNCuddlyAm · 09-06-2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

I wish the rain would stop ...

Granted - and now you've made DGma very unhappy, as she was enjoying all that lovely rain you wanted stopped.

I wish for a decent night's sleep tonight (for me and the yeti)

badgoodDeb · 09-08-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I wish for a decent night's sleep tonight (for me and the yeti)

Well, okay. You both go to bed fully clothed, so as to stay quite decent. Your sleep is rather hampered, but at least no indecency occurs.

I wish I hadn't just dropped my Cheerios all over the office floor.

Dylrob · 09-16-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

I wish I hadn't just dropped my Cheerios all over the office floor.

Granted. You dropped them all over your keyboard instead.

I wish I knew how to properly poach eggs.

Patricia · 09-16-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

I wish I knew how to properly poach eggs.

Granted.
Try the clingfilm method at the bottom of this page, and lightly spray the clingfilm with oil spray. The result is a perfect poached egg.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/

Unfortunately, your ferrets hide all your eggs.

I wish that it's a fine weekend in Paris, because that's where I'm going tomorrow.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 09-16-2009, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

Granted.
Try the clingfilm method at the bottom of this page, and lightly spray the clingfilm with oil spray. The result is a perfect poached egg.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/

Unfortunately, your ferrets hide all your eggs.

I wish that it's a fine weekend in Paris, because that's where I'm going tomorrow.

Granted. It'll be nice weather for ducks:

But I'm only jealous because

I wish I was going to Paris for the meet up

HomeInMyShoes · 12-04-2012, 01:18 PM

Granted. You shall be in Paris for the meetup, but your flight itinerary is Surrey -> London (3 hour layover) -> Newark (3 hour layover) -> Chicago (20 minute layover to clear customs and run across the airport) -> Atlanta (3 hour layover) -> Dallas -> Paris, TX

Did I mention the meetup was for Texas forumers.

I wish for world peace.

[this thread is very old, but I think it's a quality concept for the current mix of forumers in the Lounge]

red_phoenix · 12-04-2012, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Granted. You shall be in Paris for the meetup, but your flight itinerary is Surrey -> London (3 hour layover) -> Newark (3 hour layover) -> Chicago (20 minute layover to clear customs and run across the airport) -> Atlanta (3 hour layover) -> Dallas -> Paris, TX

Did I mention the meetup was for Texas forumers.

I wish for world peace.

[this thread is very old, but I think it's a quality concept for the current mix of forumers in the Lounge]

Granted. But because of your tendency to destroy buildings and potentially disrupt the world peace you are sent to Mars to help the rover with it's work.

I wish for a new car.

5thWiggle · 12-04-2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by red_phoenix

I wish for a new car.

Granted.

However, because you didn't specify, the car will not be unused, but will be new to you and it will be this one:

I wish to own a tropical island.

Dylrob · 12-04-2012, 04:00 PM

Granted. However the island is populated with dinosaurs that eat all your guested. The families sue you for wrongful death and you spend the rest of your life penniless. Which wasn't very long since without money you had no way to leave the island or pay your electricity bill.

I wish to have better artistic skills.

qlob · 12-04-2012, 09:14 PM

granted, but you can't draw circles.

I wish to have a new computer.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-04-2012, 09:18 PM

It's new, it's never been opened, it's a Super Pet, complete with a 5&1/4 floppy disk drive!!! No, there's no wi-fi.

I wish for cabin by the lake.

Dylrob · 12-05-2012, 12:58 AM

Granted. You are now neighbors with Jason Voorhees.

I wish for something strange but not dangerous.

red_phoenix · 12-05-2012, 08:16 PM

Granted. Poohbear is your new neighbour.

I wish for a white Christmas.

12-04-2012, 04:00 PM	#1046
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. However the island is populated with dinosaurs that eat all your guested. The families sue you for wrongful death and you spend the rest of your life penniless. Which wasn't very long since without money you had no way to leave the island or pay your electricity bill. I wish to have better artistic skills. Last edited by Dylrob; 12-04-2012 at 04:02 PM.

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09-06-2009, 12:39 AM	#1036
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Okay, then I wish for cake.

12-04-2012, 01:18 PM	#1043
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Granted. You shall be in Paris for the meetup, but your flight itinerary is Surrey -> London (3 hour layover) -> Newark (3 hour layover) -> Chicago (20 minute layover to clear customs and run across the airport) -> Atlanta (3 hour layover) -> Dallas -> Paris, TX Did I mention the meetup was for Texas forumers. I wish for world peace. [this thread is very old, but I think it's a quality concept for the current mix of forumers in the Lounge]

12-04-2012, 09:14 PM	#1047
qlob Official Lurker Posts: 1,050 Karma: 7096675 Join Date: Apr 2012 Device: Kindle 3.4	granted, but you can't draw circles. I wish to have a new computer.

12-04-2012, 09:18 PM	#1048
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	It's new, it's never been opened, it's a Super Pet, complete with a 5&1/4 floppy disk drive!!! No, there's no wi-fi. I wish for cabin by the lake.

12-05-2012, 12:58 AM	#1049
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. You are now neighbors with Jason Voorhees. I wish for something strange but not dangerous.

12-05-2012, 08:16 PM	#1050
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	Granted. Poohbear is your new neighbour. I wish for a white Christmas.