Unutterably Silly Can you keep up with the polls?

[NormHart]

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(and what about these squirrels?)

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by NormHart

As a new (virginal even) psock in this strange (outre even) environment I am unsure of the mystic value of 42.

What secrets lie within this cryptic comment?

x41

oh, the significance of the number 42 goes far, far beyond the scope of the llounge. it's even bigger than all of mobileread ! (i know, you didn't think such a thing was possible, did you ?). perhaps this will help to enlighten you.

Originally Posted by NormHart

Continued;




(and what about these squirrels?)

have you never heard the (in)famous proverb, "the love of squirrels is the root of all evil" ?

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by Who are you?

I think it's petty to keep demanding that ShortNCuddlyAm publicly embarrass herself by publicly confessing to what she did with the toaster, as she said it was the bureaucracy that forced her to do it, she obviously had no choice.

My vote goes to to keep the Toaster Oven scandal under the wraps.

Originally Posted by kazbates

You must be a politician! That's their modus operandi!!

A toaster cosy?

[Peverel]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

A toaster cosy?

OMG is that really a toaster under there or has it been usurped by a kettle or George Foreman Grill?

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Peverel

OMG is that really a toaster under there or has it been usurped by a kettle or George Foreman Grill?

could THAT be the story behind Toaster-Gate ?????

[ravenne]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

A toaster cosy?

Awwwwwww!!!

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by Peverel

OMG is that really a toaster under there or has it been usurped by a kettle or George Foreman Grill?

Yes, there's a toaster under there. Some people think that a toaster clutters up the counter so they cover it up with some homemade clutter.

WDE.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Yes, there's a toaster under there. Some people think that a toaster clutters up the counter so they cover it up with some homemade clutter.

WDE.

i thought it was to keep the toaster warm during long winter nights.

[ravenne]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i thought it was to keep the toaster warm during long winter nights.

[Peverel]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Yes, there's a toaster under there. Some people think that a toaster clutters up the counter so they cover it up with some homemade clutter.

WDE.

hmmm there is probably a whole theory on exponential clutter creation in there somewhere........

[kazbates]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Oh, you'd love them if they were your own!





(Dontcha just hate it when people say that?)

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

the salient point, of course, is that THEY ARE NOT MY OWN.






yes. yes i do. also, when they tell me i'll understand when i become a mother. sheesh. get over yourself.

Thank you very much! MY children would be BETTER than your own. That is the REAL salient point. And, by the way, I checked into that address you gave me and I think you might have been sipping one of Marc's ZCD's when you typed it. I know that you would like a second (or third, fourth, fifth,etc.) chance to send me the correct address!

Pardon me for a minute, I need to go see what/pull apart my little devils. . .uh, I mean angels . . .be right back. . .

. . .Shannon, let go of your brothers hair. . . I am trying to get you a vacation in Paris and you are not helping. No, Zachary, we cannot send your sister to the original address Zelda posted. . .I know I have threatened to send her to outerspace before, but I was just kidding. . .sort of . . .

. . .Calgon, take me away!!!!!

[kazbates]

Originally Posted by ravenne

Awwwwwww!!!

Wait, I think I see the Virgin Mary in that toast! Hang on to it Ravenne. you could sell it on Ebay and make a ton of money!!

[Peverel]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

have you never heard the (in)famous proverb, "the love of squirrels is the root of all evil" ?

I thought it was "the love of squirrels is the root of all nasty and embarrassing rashes on yo.........." - oops never mind - ignore me

[Lady Blue]

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by kazbates

Thank you very much! MY children would be BETTER than your own. That is the REAL salient point.

hm. since my own are at this point in time thoroughly hypothetical, it's quite possible you're right. and since i see no easy way of verifying this theory, i'll just accept your hypothesis. and of course, i would never want to deprive a mother of children which are rightfully her own and therefore belong by her side !

And, by the way, I checked into that address you gave me and I think you might have been sipping one of Marc's ZCD's when you typed it. I know that you would like a second (or third, fourth, fifth,etc.) chance to send me the correct address!

oh, sheesh, how careless of me, you have my apologies !! the correct address should read :

Meteorite XBDL9-X-99K11-3
Galaxy NGC 4414
Constellation Coma Berenices
Outer Space

Pardon me for a minute, I need to go see what/pull apart my little devils. . .uh, I mean angels . . .be right back. . .

. . .Shannon, let go of your brothers hair. . . I am trying to get you a vacation in Paris and you are not helping. No, Zachary, we cannot send your sister to the original address Zelda posted. . .I know I have threatened to send her to outerspace before, but I was just kidding. . .sort of . . .

. . .Calgon, take me away!!!!!

watch out kaz, your credibility is slipping...

Originally Posted by kazbates

Wait, I think I see the Virgin Mary in that toast! Hang on to it Ravenne. you could sell it on Ebay and make a ton of money!!

excellent plan ! that should cover the postage to Coma Berenices !!!

Originally Posted by Peverel

I thought it was "the love of squirrels is the root of all nasty and embarrassing rashes on yo.........." - oops never mind - ignore me

one experience does not a proverb make, pev. or, as we like to say proverbially, "one swallow* does not a springtime make."

*in the ornithological sense. it's more obvious in french.