Silliness Ministry Limericks - Page 10

zelda_pinwheel · 05-22-2009, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

bad-good-Deb is a kindly young lass
with a heart likely made out of glass.
Alter ego is strong.
Better never do wrong,
'cause she just might start woopin' your ***

asterisk

Lady Blue · 05-22-2009, 07:42 AM

The big sunny sock face is bright,
r-b-mom's avatar's a delight.
Sunflowers will spawn
when the socks are all gone
and normalcy makes it alright.

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GeoffC · 05-22-2009, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

The big sunny sock face is bright,
r-b-mom's avatar's a delight.
Sunflowers will spawn
when the socks are all gone
and normalcy makes it alright.

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vivaldirules · 05-22-2009, 11:13 AM

Forget your luscious libations
and Vera-filled vacations.
It all matters not!
Not even for squat!
Fear the Snacker of Nations!!!

zelda_pinwheel · 05-22-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Forget your luscious libations
and Vera-filled vacations.
It all matters not!
Not even for squat!
Fear the Snacker of Nations!!!

Lady Blue · 05-22-2009, 11:30 AM

Pshrynk is now back at home from vacation.
He should soon be resuming his station.
But he’s so forlorn
'cause his Cheese State is gone
thanks to DixieGal “Snacker of Nations.”

DixieGal · 05-22-2009, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Forget your luscious libations
and Vera-filled vacations.
It all matters not!
Not even for squat!
Fear the Snacker of Nations!!!

Wretched Valet is testing my patience,

I've tolerated his pitiful insolence.

But soon he will pay,

In most horrible ways.

I'll have him for breakfast with bacons.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Pshrynk is now back at home from vacation.
He should soon be resuming his station.
But he’s so forlorn
'cause his Cheese State is gone
thanks to DixieGal “Snacker of Nations.”

The Cheese State has crested the brink,

Tis sadder than blue cheese doth stink.

The farmers are arming,

and farking land swarming.

Their ruin is due to Pshrynk.

columbus · 05-22-2009, 12:12 PM

Chocolate for many is the luxury of choice
but "doughnuts for me" others give voice
the votes are many
by some very canny
in your favourite vice rejoice

ravenne · 05-22-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Ravenne is a keelhaul assistant.
During sock week she was so insistent
that we all need to change,
be a puppet so strange
or be keelhauled right out of existence.

O thank you so much!

I'm touched

, er, should a keelhaul assistant be touched? I mean, aye, ey, real cool limerick, M'am, thanks

rebarnmom · 05-22-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

The big sunny sock face is bright,
r-b-mom's avatar's a delight.
Sunflowers will spawn
when the socks are all gone
and normalcy makes it alright.

Attachment 29450

I think this is just great! I'm touched and honored to have not one, but two limericks written by Lady Blue!

rebarnmom · 05-22-2009, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Wow!! That looks like a lot of work! And my plates are "GODZKD" (insert an i where needed)

Thanks for sharing that with me! Great to meet you sister!
Between my car magnets and my license plate, it really helps me to find my "everyone has a minivan just like mine" vehicle!

rebarnmom · 05-22-2009, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

It looks like you have split personality! :
(it's your avatar I'm referring to)

Not anymore

GeoffC · 05-26-2009, 10:52 AM

There was a young man from Kirklees,
Who was so very fond of his bees.
Said he to his Honey,
"Let's all have some honey",
But no she says, "I'll just have cheese".

Another young man from Kirklees,
Had a dog with hundreds of fleas.
Said he to the vet,
"I do love this damn pet;
But wish I didn't scratch at my knees".

There was a young lady from Kirklees,
Who had a pair of knobbly knees.
Her mother disowned her,
Her father said "bother".
As courting she went, in a skirt well above her knees.

badgoodDeb · 05-26-2009, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

bad-good-Deb is a kindly young lass
with a heart likely made out of glass.
Alter ego is strong.
Better never do wrong,
'cause she just might start woopin' your ***

asterisk

Love it -- thanks!! I'm returned to work, after a 4 day vacation in 1779 (camping / reenactment event).

Curly · 05-26-2009, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Love it -- thanks!! I'm returned to work, after a 4 day vacation in 1779 (camping / reenactment event).

Cool. Are you a member of a reenactment group? Do you reenact other time periods? Why 1779 specifically? I always thought it looked like fun, except if it rained.

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05-22-2009, 07:42 AM	#137
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	The big sunny sock face is bright, r-b-mom's avatar's a delight. Sunflowers will spawn when the socks are all gone and normalcy makes it alright.

05-22-2009, 11:13 AM	#139
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Forget your luscious libations and Vera-filled vacations. It all matters not! Not even for squat! Fear the Snacker of Nations!!!

05-22-2009, 11:30 AM	#141
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	Pshrynk is now back at home from vacation. He should soon be resuming his station. But he’s so forlorn 'cause his Cheese State is gone thanks to DixieGal “Snacker of Nations.”

05-22-2009, 12:12 PM	#143
columbus Wizard Posts: 999 Karma: 5487540 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In my own imagination. Device: Sony Prs 650, 505	Chocolate for many is the luxury of choice but "doughnuts for me" others give voice the votes are many by some very canny in your favourite vice rejoice

05-26-2009, 10:52 AM	#148
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	There was a young man from Kirklees, Who was so very fond of his bees. Said he to his Honey, "Let's all have some honey", But no she says, "I'll just have cheese". Another young man from Kirklees, Had a dog with hundreds of fleas. Said he to the vet, "I do love this damn pet; But wish I didn't scratch at my knees". There was a young lady from Kirklees, Who had a pair of knobbly knees. Her mother disowned her, Her father said "bother". As courting she went, in a skirt well above her knees.