Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 46

ownedbycats · 10-23-2025, 09:08 PM

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks, because he's smarter than the first two.

DNSB · 10-23-2025, 10:04 PM

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are taking a walk in Balboa Park when they come across a large crowd. Curious as to what’s going on, they approach, and, being tall, can with some difficulty look over the crowd’s heads to see a magician performing card tricks. The magician spots them at the back of the crowd and asks “Gentlemen, can you all see me?” The Englishman, the Frenchman, the Spaniard, and the German all respond in order: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

Freeshadow · 10-25-2025, 04:27 AM

why cats don't go to Heaven? They have their own place: the Purrgatory

DNSB · 10-25-2025, 02:26 PM

In high school, Robert E. Lee was voted most likely to secede.

ownedbycats · 10-25-2025, 03:57 PM

"Pre" means before and "Post" means after. Using them both is just preposterous.

DNSB · 10-25-2025, 06:02 PM

A neurologist was diagnosing a man who had lost the ability to do basic math.

“What’s 9 plus 9?” “12”.

“What’s 8 and 8?” “10”.

The doctor shook his head. “Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?”

The man thought for a second, and answered “1E”.

“Aha, I’ve figured it out!” The doctor said. “Somebody’s clearly put a hex on you.”

ownedbycats · 10-25-2025, 06:04 PM

I have so many jokes about freeloaders. Sadly, none of them work.

DNSB · 10-26-2025, 03:02 AM

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

ownedbycats · 10-26-2025, 06:33 PM

Some people are embarrassed to live with a family of lions, but I do it with pride.

DNSB · 10-26-2025, 10:06 PM

Did you hear about all the hidden meanings in the Lion King? Yeah, it’s full of Simbalism.

ownedbycats · 10-27-2025, 04:15 PM

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ownedbycats · 10-27-2025, 05:03 PM

Why is it never a wise idea to insult an octopus? Because they are well armed.

DNSB · 10-27-2025, 09:54 PM

If you’re ever attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

ownedbycats · 10-28-2025, 03:58 PM

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

ownedbycats · 10-28-2025, 05:12 PM

There's a new band called 1023MB. They haven't gotten a gig yet.

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10-23-2025, 09:08 PM	#676
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,351 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks, because he's smarter than the first two.

10-23-2025, 10:04 PM	#677
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,088 Karma: 174315300 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are taking a walk in Balboa Park when they come across a large crowd. Curious as to what’s going on, they approach, and, being tall, can with some difficulty look over the crowd’s heads to see a magician performing card tricks. The magician spots them at the back of the crowd and asks “Gentlemen, can you all see me?” The Englishman, the Frenchman, the Spaniard, and the German all respond in order: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

10-25-2025, 04:27 AM	#678
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,818 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	why cats don't go to Heaven? They have their own place: the Purrgatory

10-25-2025, 02:26 PM	#679
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,088 Karma: 174315300 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	In high school, Robert E. Lee was voted most likely to secede.

10-25-2025, 03:57 PM	#680
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,351 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	"Pre" means before and "Post" means after. Using them both is just preposterous.

10-25-2025, 06:02 PM	#681
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,088 Karma: 174315300 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A neurologist was diagnosing a man who had lost the ability to do basic math. “What’s 9 plus 9?” “12”. “What’s 8 and 8?” “10”. The doctor shook his head. “Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?” The man thought for a second, and answered “1E”. “Aha, I’ve figured it out!” The doctor said. “Somebody’s clearly put a hex on you.”

10-25-2025, 06:04 PM	#682
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,351 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	I have so many jokes about freeloaders. Sadly, none of them work.

10-26-2025, 03:02 AM	#683
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,088 Karma: 174315300 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

10-26-2025, 06:33 PM	#684
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,351 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	Some people are embarrassed to live with a family of lions, but I do it with pride.

10-26-2025, 10:06 PM	#685
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,088 Karma: 174315300 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Did you hear about all the hidden meanings in the Lion King? Yeah, it’s full of Simbalism.

10-27-2025, 04:15 PM	#686
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,351 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD

10-27-2025, 05:03 PM	#687
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,351 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	Why is it never a wise idea to insult an octopus? Because they are well armed.

10-27-2025, 09:54 PM	#688
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,088 Karma: 174315300 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	If you’re ever attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

10-28-2025, 03:58 PM	#689
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,351 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

10-28-2025, 05:12 PM	#690
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,351 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	There's a new band called 1023MB. They haven't gotten a gig yet.