07-29-2022, 05:59 AM
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The Couch Potato
  
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The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death.
"Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died." |
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07-29-2022, 02:40 PM
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Recovering reader
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Location: México
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Q: How did the medieval gynecologist greet his patients?
A: At your cervix, my Lady. |
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07-29-2022, 06:47 PM
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Bibliophagist
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Location: Vancouver
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Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” has never shovelled snow off a Canadian driveway.
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11-07-2022, 04:46 AM
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The Couch Potato
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Chemistry teacher: Did you know that protons have mass?
Student: I didn't even know they were Catholics. |
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11-07-2022, 10:13 PM
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Bibliophagist
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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
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10-19-2025, 07:15 PM
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Is that a sandwich?
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I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are hard to find.
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10-20-2025, 07:38 PM
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Bibliophagist
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If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
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10-20-2025, 09:08 PM
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Is that a sandwich?
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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Yesterday, 08:58 PM
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Bibliophagist
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Did you know that dropping an ant into a glass of water will tell you its gender? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.
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Yesterday, 10:03 PM
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite ... |
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Today, 03:15 AM
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Bibliophagist
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To be frank… I’d have to change my name.
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