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Dazrin · 09-23-2019, 12:05 PM

A pun, at maturity, is fully groan.

Spoiler:

drjd · 09-23-2019, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dazrin

A pun, at maturity, is fully groan.

Spoiler:

Groan!

drjd · 09-23-2019, 03:02 PM

The mime's farewell was a silent occasion, but I guess that goes without saying.

Bookpossum · 09-23-2019, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

The mime's farewell was a silent occasion, but I guess that goes without saying.

Groan!

timebug · 09-24-2019, 04:19 AM

I was once attacked in our town centre by a troop of mimes;they did unspeakable things to me.........!

badgoodDeb · 09-24-2019, 01:26 PM

Gave you the silent treatment, did they?

wodin · 09-24-2019, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by drjd

Groan!

fully!

drjd · 09-25-2019, 03:26 PM

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.

issybird · 09-26-2019, 07:52 PM

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Truth.

drjd · 09-28-2019, 04:14 PM

Alexa, can you check my bank balance and tell me which Apple product I can afford....?

ALEXA : Apple Juice...

drjd · 10-03-2019, 04:06 PM

At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.

I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?"

"It was bread in captivity,” she replied.

drjd · 10-06-2019, 04:12 PM

He is bald now, but he once had a proud heritage.

drjd · 10-07-2019, 03:38 PM

I started out with nothing...And I still have most of it.

drjd · 10-08-2019, 02:50 PM

Two Martians landed on a corner with a traffic light.

"I saw her first," one Martian said.

"So what?" said the other. "I'm the one she winked at."

drjd · 10-09-2019, 04:14 PM

Some puns leave me numb...

But math puns make me even number!

09-23-2019, 12:05 PM	#10606
Dazrin Wizard Posts: 2,735 Karma: 75825105 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: PDXish Device: Kindle Voyage, various Android devices	A pun, at maturity, is fully groan. Spoiler: Wish I could take credit for that but my wife showed me that yesterday on FB.

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drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	The mime's farewell was a silent occasion, but I guess that goes without saying.

09-24-2019, 04:19 AM	#10610
timebug Ancient Sage Posts: 14,585 Karma: 15493448 Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Derby U.K. Device: Kobo Reader	I was once attacked in our town centre by a troop of mimes;they did unspeakable things to me.........!

09-24-2019, 01:26 PM	#10611
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,574 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Gave you the silent treatment, did they?

09-25-2019, 03:26 PM	#10613
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.

09-26-2019, 07:52 PM	#10614
issybird o saeclum infacetum Posts: 21,514 Karma: 236076651 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: New England Device: Mini, H2O, Glo HD, Aura One, PW4, PW5	Truth.

09-28-2019, 04:14 PM	#10615
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Alexa, can you check my bank balance and tell me which Apple product I can afford....? ALEXA : Apple Juice...

10-03-2019, 04:06 PM	#10616
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?" "It was bread in captivity,” she replied.

10-06-2019, 04:12 PM	#10617
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	He is bald now, but he once had a proud heritage.

10-07-2019, 03:38 PM	#10618
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	I started out with nothing...And I still have most of it.

10-08-2019, 02:50 PM	#10619
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Two Martians landed on a corner with a traffic light. "I saw her first," one Martian said. "So what?" said the other. "I'm the one she winked at."

10-09-2019, 04:14 PM	#10620
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Some puns leave me numb... But math puns make me even number!