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Old 04-01-2019, 03:59 PM   #113626
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Once again I shall try and help PoohBear and solve his dilemma.

*Solitaire1 brings the ACME DNA Sifter into the thread. The instructions say that it can eliminate any undesired DNA from the subject.*

*Further reading indicates that the removed DNA will become a separate entity, and will operate separately from the original organism.*

*Still further reading gives a warning that the device can only be used once a year on a being. The process causes the subject's body to lose a small bit of genetic cohesion that will take time to rebuild.*

PoohBear, do you wish to try the device?
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yes please

what do I have to lose?

please aim carefully ....
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I, poohbear_nc, being of unsound mind, and definitely unsound body, hereby will and bequeath the entire contents of my roost, and what is left of my mortal remains, to the Wiggles' Lab, to aid in future genetic research ... in case this DNA Sifter malfunctions horribly ... please put me back together again ... as close to the original as you can!

Thank you *sob*

*mutant chicken awaits the arrival of the DNA Sifter*
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Your Lab is my last, best hope ... of ever regaining my chickeny self ... if I survive the DNA Sifter ...
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Wha? It was all a joke? I never was a spider-chicken mutant?

The nightmare is over?
Not yet...but soon...one way or another...

*Solitaire1 sets up the DNA Sifter and carefully reads the Instruction Manual, noting all of the cautions and warnings. He sets up two chairs for PoohBear and waits for his arrival.*

I will do my very best to make sure that you are okay, and I will remove the spider once it is separated from you.

*Waits for PoohBear to be seated in the left-hand chair...*
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Old 04-01-2019, 04:26 PM   #113627
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Old 04-01-2019, 04:43 PM   #113628
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Not yet...but soon...one way or another...

*Solitaire1 sets up the DNA Sifter and carefully reads the Instruction Manual, noting all of the cautions and warnings. He sets up two chairs for PoohBear and waits for his arrival.*

I will do my very best to make sure that you are okay, and I will remove the spider once it is separated from you.

*Waits for PoohBear to be seated in the left-hand chair...*
*nervous chicken-mutant sits in left-hand chair*
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Old 04-01-2019, 04:44 PM   #113629
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Old 04-01-2019, 07:12 PM   #113630
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Old 04-01-2019, 07:27 PM   #113631
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Old 04-01-2019, 08:27 PM   #113632
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Old 04-01-2019, 08:46 PM   #113633
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I don't feel any different ... yet ...
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Old 04-01-2019, 09:20 PM   #113634
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Old 04-01-2019, 09:35 PM   #113635
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I'll just stretch out my legs ... and count them ....

*sigh*

Still too many ....

Will someone please press the button and activate the DNA Sifter?
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Old 04-01-2019, 09:37 PM   #113636
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Old 04-01-2019, 10:13 PM   #113637
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