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Old 02-23-2009, 11:31 AM   #916
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Granted. You decide on Richard E. Grant as the reader of your books. Unfortunately he promptly adopts the personality of the character he played in the film Withnail and I, demands the finest wines known to mankind and refuses to leave.

I wish that pshyrnk's attempts to get this thread off topic all work perfectly.....
Granted : Now Pshyrnk has run away with the thread and woven it into his latest installment of whatever he is installing.

I wish .....
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Old 02-23-2009, 03:45 PM   #917
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Granted. Now you will have to clean my house, my neighbour's house, and also the cow stables of our neighbour across the street.

I wish my cats would finally learn how to behave.
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Old 02-23-2009, 03:50 PM   #918
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Aw, that one's too easy!

Granted, they have finally learned how to behave like cats.

I wish that I had the winning numbers for Wednesday night's powerball.
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Old 02-23-2009, 03:53 PM   #919
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Aw, that one's too easy!

Granted, they have finally learned how to behave like cats.

I wish that I had the winning numbers for Wednesday night's powerball.
Granted. Unfortunately they are the numbers for last Wednesday, so not really much use now...

I wish I had a safe working time machine and the jackpot-winning numbers for a few previous lotteries
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:46 PM   #920
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Granted! Unfortunately, the prizes for the lotteries for which you have tickets are a lifetime supply of mushy peas.

I wish that the neighbors' kids would stop slamming the security door for fun.
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:36 PM   #921
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Granted.

That's it... nothing else, I just wanted to start my post with "granted" like the rest of the crowed. When do we jump off the bridge?

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Old 02-24-2009, 03:31 AM   #922
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Granted! Unfortunately, the prizes for the lotteries for which you have tickets are a lifetime supply of mushy peas.

I wish that the neighbors' kids would stop slamming the security door for fun.
Let's first grant that wish properly...

Granted! They stop slamming the door for fun, but keep slamming it by accident.

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Granted.

That's it... nothing else, I just wanted to start my post with "granted" like the rest of the crowed. When do we jump off the bridge?

BOb
Granted, you'll jump first and are still waiting for the rest to jump, but they decided to have a drink in that bar first.
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:05 AM   #923
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Let's first grant that wish properly...

Granted! They stop slamming the door for fun, but keep slamming it by accident.



Granted, you'll jump first and are still waiting for the rest to jump, but they decided to have a drink in that bar first.
You forgot your wish
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:36 AM   #924
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Whoops...

I wish I didn't get distracted at work so I wouldn't forget parts of my post!
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:40 AM   #925
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I wish I didn't get distracted at work so I wouldn't forget parts of my post!
Granted : So now you never get any work done at all during the normal hours and you now have to take work home and do it overnight.

I wish : I had an intelligent bicycle....
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:49 AM   #926
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Granted : So now you never get any work done at all during the normal hours and you now have to take work home and do it overnight.

I wish : I had an intelligent bicycle....
Granted. It's called Marchant and it used to belong to a Brentfordian call John oMally...

I wish I had more chocolate in my drawer
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:51 AM   #927
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Granted. It's called Marchant and it used to belong to a Brentfordian call John oMally...

I wish I had more chocolate in my drawer

Granted : I'll fly down with a large batch - I'll leave you to put it in your own drawers.

I Wish : chocolate .....
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:28 PM   #928
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Granted. You're transformed into a big pile of chocolate.

I wish the moon would come crashing into the earth.
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:52 AM   #929
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Granted, but now there won't be a moon anymore for those romantic moonlight walks and civilization will die out because of it.

I wish I had more time for my chatting during work.
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Granted. However you now get paid just for the amount of time you work, which works out at about an hour, after all the chatting.

I wish I had more nice dark chocolate
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