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Old 02-13-2009, 04:07 PM   #16
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I think we should limit it to the scariest people on this forum: dg, dg, and Adrian. (You tell him he's not eligible. I'm not that stupid. But I will send a nice bouquet to your funeral.)
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Old 02-13-2009, 04:13 PM   #17
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I think we should limit it to the scariest people on this forum: dg, dg, and Adrian. (You tell him he's not eligible. I'm not that stupid. But I will send a nice bouquet to your funeral.)
Yeah, I still wake up screaming from the nightmares after telling him he was pregnant. What did the paternity tests show, btw?
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I CHOSE NOT TO ENTER THE CONTEST, BECAUSE I CAN MERELY TAKE WHAT I DESIRE. I HOPE SOME SHIVERING, RAGGED, TERRORIZED PEASANT, QUAKING WITH FEAR AS MY MAJESTIC SHADOW PASSES THEM FOR NOW, WINS. I WILL INFORM THE WINNER WHAT IS ON MY CODEX OF FORBIDDEN BOOKS, SUCH AS ANYTHING BY L. RON HUBBARD OR DAN BROWN. I WILL BE THE ONLY TRUE OBJECT OF WORSHIP LEFT IN THIS DESOLATE AND RUINED WORLD. THEY WILL BRING OFFERINGS OF KRISPY KREMES AND HERSHEYS TO MY BEACH PAVILION/TEMPLE.
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Old 02-13-2009, 04:21 PM   #19
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I COMMAND PSHRYNK TO TIDY UP HIS SIGNATURE LINE OR I WILL STRIP HIM OF ALL OF HIS ASSUMED TITLES AND FORCE HIM TO PLOW THE FIELDS OF SIBERIA SO THAT HE WILL QUIT SNIVELING ABOUT THE COOL AIR IN WISCONSIN.
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:47 AM   #20
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I COMMAND PSHRYNK TO TIDY UP HIS SIGNATURE LINE OR I WILL STRIP HIM OF ALL OF HIS ASSUMED TITLES AND FORCE HIM TO PLOW THE FIELDS OF SIBERIA SO THAT HE WILL QUIT SNIVELING ABOUT THE COOL AIR IN WISCONSIN.
...and for gods' sakes man, put some pants on!

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Old 02-14-2009, 12:52 AM   #21
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I think we should limit it to the scariest people on this forum: dg, dg, and Adrian. (You tell him he's not eligible. I'm not that stupid. But I will send a nice bouquet to your funeral.)
eh.........no lo quiero, pero mucha gracias anyway!
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Old 02-14-2009, 04:41 AM   #22
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Wow lass, what happened to pink ....
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:38 AM   #23
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By his own rules pshrynk may be out, he's so far north in the US he might as well be Canadian.

Therefore, I offer other possible criteria:

- 1st person to bolt a turbocharger to a K1 to improve page turning speed
- 1st person to completely eat a K1 in one sitting (multiple bites allowed)
- 1st person to add color to their K1 screen (no DG, nail polish dropped on the screen does not count )
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:43 AM   #24
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By his own rules pshrynk may be out, he's so far north in the US he might as well be Canadian.

Therefore, I offer other possible criteria:

- 1st person to bolt a turbocharger to a K1 to improve page turning speed
- 1st person to completely eat a K1 in one sitting (multiple bites allowed)
- 1st person to add color to their K1 screen (no DG, nail polish dropped on the screen does not count )
May I hit one with a sledghammer?
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:49 AM   #25
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May I hit one with a sledghammer?
That would make it easier to eat, perhaps a nice gravy to help the parts slide down.
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:54 AM   #26
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By his own rules pshrynk may be out, he's so far north in the US he might as well be Canadian.
But if he goes too far north won't he be in Alaska ....
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No, you may not.
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I'm game. I had killer PBJ salmonella sandwich for b'fast yesterday and a pita falafel wrap for lunch. A little thing like a Kindle ain't gonna even make me phart! Just crush it up, mix in some pnut butter, and I'll eat it with a splintery wooden spoon. Somebody get he some Love Canal water to wash it down.
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