Corrupt-a-Wish

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

I wish I hadn't found out about Josef Hoflehner's photography books...

I wish you hadn't, too - I'd not heard of him and have just googled him. He is very good.

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I wish you hadn't, too - I'd not heard of him and have just googled him. He is very good.

Oh My ! .....

[Dylrob]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

I wish I hadn't found out about Josef Hoflehner's photography books...

Granted. Instead you're only about to find out.

I wish that cat would stop staring at me.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Granted. Instead you're only about to find out.

I wish that cat would stop staring at me.

Granted, the Cat decided to stop staring and go medieval on your butt-cheeks instead! Oh! the pain, the agony, the humanity!

I wish I could concentrate on work instead of trying to find good songs on Spotify!

[LazyScot]

Thought this thread had died? ha!

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I could concentrate on work instead of trying to find good songs on Spotify!

Granted. You can now concentrate on work. In fact you find it easy to concentrate on work; enjoyable even. Strange. Slowly, over time, you find work more interesting. It starts to become preferable to other things, family life, walking the dogs, even posting on MR. Bit by bit you disappear, appear to withdraw. All that is left is the forlorn picture of your abandoned Bernese Mountain Dog and Puppy....

I wish I hadn't just finished off my Wookey Hole cheddar...

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Thought this thread had died? ha!

thread necromancy! :shockedgasp: also

I wish I hadn't just finished off my Wookey Hole cheddar...

Granted. In 6 months time you discover that you haven't finished it off, as it clmabers out of the fridge, slumps on the sofa, drinks your drambuie and claims you don't understand it, man.

I wish RSE is able to continue apace with the Golden Coprolite story without it affecting any of his other obligations/commitments etc.

[vivaldirules]

I thought this thread had been worn, tattered, and shredded from overuse, abuse, and A Big Red Caboose.

Wookie Hole cheddar. A George Lucas product? If so, I don't want to know where it comes from.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I thought this thread had been worn, tattered, and shredded from overuse, abuse, and A Big Red Caboose.

Since when has that ever stopped us?

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

We're not even at 1000 posts or 100 pages (whichever comes sooner) when the thread is due in for the standard checks. Or cheques. Or plaid or tartan.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

... and A Big Red Caboose.

Oh... BTW... is a big red caboose some sort of American replacement for Rudolf?

[vivaldirules]

I say we rustle this thread and use it for our own corruptions, Ms. Appropriations, and generally speaking, just plain naughtiness. Bartender! Bring us something strong. And don't tell me what is or where it came from. Folks, drinks are on me!

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Please don't shake until we've got them off, or they'll go flying!

(The uncorruptable thread has been corrupted!)

[vivaldirules]

Bartender! Bring us another round of Zany Carter Patricias and make it snappy! Can't you see we're about to go into chocolate withdrawal here?

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I say we rustle this thread and use it for our own corruptions, Ms. Appropriations, and generally speaking, just plain naughtiness. Bartender! Bring us something strong. And don't tell me what is or where it came from. Folks, drinks are on me!

I wish you wouldn't.

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish you wouldn't.

I wish I hadn't. (walks away with head hanging really low)