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Old 11-17-2008, 02:21 AM   #16
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Surprised about what? The Bible is full of that kind of stuff - it's not a "children's" book .
I suppose I should say "Amen" to that
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:24 AM   #17
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I think God has a sense of humour ....
Theologians agree; the concensus being that sex is proof that God does indeed have a sense of humour.
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:28 AM   #18
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Theologians agree; the concensus being that sex is proof that God does indeed have a sense of humour.
I don't think the Sodomites got the joke.

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Old 11-17-2008, 03:24 AM   #19
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My favourite is King James edition - search it for "pisseth against the wall"
Adam Sandler totally stole that for Big Daddy.

I hope the Big Guy has some good lawyers, 'cuz I'm sure Mr. Sandler does.
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:00 AM   #20
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I always thought it was a trilogy +1.

Volume 1: The Old Testament (Gained God an almost fanatical fan base in Judea)
Volume 2: The New Testament (The long anticipated sequel, which disappointed many fans of the original, but gained God a lot of new readers)
Volume 3: The Last Testament (This came out from a different publisher, who tried to make it look like it wasn't part of the original series by retitling it The Koran. By that time, a lot of the fans of the first two books had lost interest, but it became something of a cult with the younger generation)
Volume 4: The Book of Mormon (This was just fanfic, and not widely distributed)
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:08 AM   #21
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Old 11-17-2008, 10:03 AM   #22
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Carandol,

That was funny. You actually made me log in so that I could give you some Karma.
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Old 11-17-2008, 10:25 AM   #23
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I always thought it was a trilogy +1.

Volume 1: The Old Testament (Gained God an almost fanatical fan base in Judea)
Volume 2: The New Testament (The long anticipated sequel, which disappointed many fans of the original, but gained God a lot of new readers)
Volume 3: The Last Testament (This came out from a different publisher, who tried to make it look like it wasn't part of the original series by retitling it The Koran. By that time, a lot of the fans of the first two books had lost interest, but it became something of a cult with the younger generation)
Volume 4: The Book of Mormon (This was just fanfic, and not widely distributed)
You forgot about Volume 5: The Olympians Strike Back.
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Old 11-17-2008, 10:30 AM   #24
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Are the Dead Sea Scroll or Apocrypha included in the lawsuit? They don't seem to be as widely distributed as the first 3 parts of the series, and there's only been a couple of movies based on them.
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Old 11-17-2008, 03:12 PM   #25
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That was funny. You actually made me log in so that I could give you some Karma.
Thank you! Making fun of God like that, I probably need all the karma I can get.
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Old 11-17-2008, 03:19 PM   #26
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Are the Dead Sea Scroll or Apocrypha included in the lawsuit? They don't seem to be as widely distributed as the first 3 parts of the series, and there's only been a couple of movies based on them.
Are they the books Christ cobbled together out of a bunch of scrappy notes after God's death? Or am I mixing up Christ with Christopher Tolkien?
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Old 11-17-2008, 05:13 PM   #27
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Are the Dead Sea Scroll or Apocrypha included in the lawsuit? They don't seem to be as widely distributed as the first 3 parts of the series, and there's only been a couple of movies based on them.
They are DRM'd and unbreakable and therefore only the parts that have been edited, have been released.
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Old 11-17-2008, 05:18 PM   #28
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I don't think the Sodomites got the joke.

Cheers,
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No, I think they do get the _point_ of the joke.
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Old 11-17-2008, 05:28 PM   #29
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Nate will shortly be struck by lightning (for making extremely bad jokes). I suggest that we don't stand next to him. Just sidle away nonchalantly...
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Old 11-17-2008, 06:02 PM   #30
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God made the best DRM around. Instead of limiting the use of all objects and creatures in the world, he gave us an expiry date. Enjoy everything you can, while you're still alive!

Don't you think that's genius? Then complain to Adam and Eve. They just could resist pirating the only DRMed product in Eden: a certain apple. No, they had to rant about how DRM is bad (all while sneakily eating the apple!).
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