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			Granted. The genie is a huge Tennant fan, and is so unable to corrupt this wish. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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 I wish for my very own pet Dalek. Last edited by Dylrob; 10-31-2008 at 08:44 AM.  | 
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 Granted, you have pet dalek, as we all know though, Dalek's arent really cut out to be good pets, so the last thing you hear is "Exterminate!" I still wish it wasnt so cold and rainy.  | 
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			Granted, it is no longer cold AND rainy, because it is raining volcanic ash. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	(Aw, let Tennant go. Do you rally want him to stay in that role too long, and end up the William Shatner of his age?) I wish I had a police call box parked on my lawn.  | 
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 Granted. The police keep you awake at all hours, making calls, and frequently wake you up at 3am because they're out of change and need to make an urgent call. I wish I wasn't convinced the whole house smells of bleach Last edited by ShortNCuddlyAm; 10-31-2008 at 12:31 PM. Reason: forgot to close a bracket, so post wouldn't compile ;)  | 
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			Granted. You are now convinced that house smells of wet fur. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Congratulations!  You are now the proud owner of a xeroxed copy of "The Perfect Book," an essay by Leslie Jergenson for her 8th grade class discussing her summer read of "Charlotte's Web." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Granted.  At this point I should explain that, where and when I grew up, "an eppie" is a child's tantrum, as in "to throw an eppie". And so your next book wins a tantrum from its author when it wins far less than it should from the august bodies of literary assessment (oh, and web bodies too). 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 Granted. You can stop any time you like. Just one more tune, then you'll stop... or maybe another... and another... and before you know it you've spent 3 days solid listening and watching them. I wish I didn't fancy a chocolate eclair  | 
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 Meanwhile, let's grant ShortNCuddlyAnn's wish not to fancy an eclair. She now fancies a dozen eclairs. I wish that it wasn't so cold.  | 
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			Granted. It's now even colder. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Granted, something good is on but you have no idea where (as usual, I suppose!).  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Granted - now you have so much energy it can't be contained and you blow up like a super-nova and eliminate the earth and surrounding planets. This is know as the rule of unintented consequences. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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