Silliness A Duck, armadillo, cat, Panda etc walk into a bar! - Page 20

pshrynk · 07-26-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

he's mailing one to me. it's my birthday present. now keep quiet or you'll ruin the surprise.

Heh heh heh!

montsnmags · 07-27-2008, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by slayda

pshrynk, your new avatar - are you mailing pandas out to people?

It's the new iPanda Air. It fits inside a manila envelope...a bloody big manila envelope. It has no CD/DVD drive, but it has an excellent anti-theft security system (if anyone tries to steal it, it rips their arms off).

Cheers,
Marc

zelda_pinwheel · 07-27-2008, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RWood

The answer to Ms Z's question, "What's the difference between a duck?" is:

Both legs are the same as the other.

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They define darkness as the new standard.

Is that a duck in your pocket or are you just happy to ...?

How do you mend a broken quacker?

With duck tape.

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

No, I tested it with a spirit level and it's perfectly level; not slainted at all!

Cheers,
Marc

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

That's the spirit!

Cheers,
Marc

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

It's the new iPanda Air. It fits inside a manila envelope...a bloody big manila envelope. It has no CD/DVD drive, but it has an excellent anti-theft security system (if anyone tries to steal it, it rips their arms off).

Cheers,
Marc

attention, attention : groan capacity : EXCEEDED.

repeat : GROAN CAPACITY : EXCEEDED.

please engage the emergency back-up spleen you will find beneath your seat, and follow the indicated security measures.

this has been a message from the emergency broadcast system.
THIS IS NOT A TEST. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST.

this message will repeat automatically, until it automatically self-destructs.

attention, attention : groan capacity : EXCEEDED....

slayda · 07-27-2008, 08:09 AM

Happy birthday ZP. Please send pictures of you blowing out the candles on the panda, once you get them lit. Clean up the blood later. Pictures are of ultimate importance so we can notify next of kin.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-27-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by slayda

Happy birthday ZP. Please send pictures of you blowing out the candles on the panda, once you get them lit. Clean up the blood later. Pictures are of ultimate importance so we can notify next of kin.

i'll keep that in mind.

RWood · 07-27-2008, 09:01 AM

Was it candles or did you simply set fire to so many pandas and then use a fire hose?

zelda_pinwheel · 07-27-2008, 09:01 AM

set fire to pandas ??? you really don't know me at all, do you ??? *sigh.*

jerryleejr · 07-27-2008, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by slayda

Happy birthday ZP. Please send pictures of you blowing out the candles on the panda, once you get them lit. Clean up the blood later. Pictures are of ultimate importance so we can notify next of kin.

I whole heartily Concur Happy Birthday Zee, I mailed you a chocolate Panda Cake but it got hung up in customs something about trying to acutelate the Inspectors??? Oh and Don't put your lips anywhere near a Panda especially a burning one!!

JJ

pshrynk · 07-27-2008, 09:35 AM

Yeah, we've got nearly two months to plan Queen Zee's birthday bash. I imagine Marc will be selected as the caterer. He'll have to come up with a bigger kick back than the one he offered, though. While I'm certain that "I'll try to keep the gibbon down to just three bloody deaths," is a big concession, we were looking for something a bit more... spendable.

GeoffC · 07-27-2008, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Yeah, we've got nearly two months to plan Queen Zee's birthday bash. I imagine Marc will be selected as the caterer. He'll have to come up with a bigger kick back than the one he offered, though. While I'm certain that "I'll try to keep the gibbon down to just three bloody deaths," is a big concession, we were looking for something a bit more... spendable.

He will also have to up the ante rather more on the food/drink line - too...

LazyScot · 07-28-2008, 06:28 AM

Hey, Pshrynk? Are congratulations in order? Proud parent of a new four?

What? Mandatory "joke". Ummm. Okay.

How do you make a Yorkshireman? Take a Scotsman and squeeze all the generousity out of him.

<pause>

No I don't get it either; and my better half thumps me when I tell it.

Work. Work. Must get back to work.....

GeoffC · 07-28-2008, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

How do you make a Yorkshireman? Take a Scotsman and squeeze all the generousity out of him.

<pause>

No I don't get it either; and my better half thumps me when I tell it.

Work. Work. Must get back to work.....

thought it was "take an Aberdonian and squeeze all the generosity out of him"...

Geoff
(Yorkshireman living near Aberdeen!!!)

pshrynk · 07-28-2008, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

thought it was "take an Aberdonian and squeeze all the generosity out of him"...

Geoff
(Yorkshireman living near Aberdeen!!!)

Whoa, freaky. The English half of my genetic meander through the Isles comes from Yorkshire (Leeds Peel Park area.) The Irish quarter from Northern Ireland by way of Scotland. We're related in a All-Celts-Are-Related and a Once-a-Dalesman-Always-a-Dalesman sort of way.

pshrynk · 07-28-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

Hey, Pshrynk? Are congratulations in order? Proud parent of a new four?

What? Mandatory "joke". Ummm. Okay.

How do you make a Yorkshireman? Take a Scotsman and squeeze all the generousity out of him.

<pause>

No I don't get it either; and my better half thumps me when I tell it.

Work. Work. Must get back to work.....

We are preparing your pod...

(I know, I jumped to a different medium and plot line...

)

GeoffC · 07-28-2008, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Whoa, freaky. The English half of my genetic meander through the Isles comes from Yorkshire (Leeds Peel Park area.) The Irish quarter from Northern Ireland by way of Scotland. We're related in a All-Celts-Are-Related and a Once-a-Dalesman-Always-a-Dalesman sort of way.

Oh - whoops - part of me (I forget which chromosome bit) has a link to Leeds ...

07-28-2008, 06:28 AM	#296
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Pshrynk Congratulations? Hey, Pshrynk? Are congratulations in order? Proud parent of a new four? What? Mandatory "joke". Ummm. Okay. How do you make a Yorkshireman? Take a Scotsman and squeeze all the generousity out of him. <pause> No I don't get it either; and my better half thumps me when I tell it. Work. Work. Must get back to work.....

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zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	set fire to pandas ??? you really don't know me at all, do you ??? sigh.

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pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Yeah, we've got nearly two months to plan Queen Zee's birthday bash. I imagine Marc will be selected as the caterer. He'll have to come up with a bigger kick back than the one he offered, though. While I'm certain that "I'll try to keep the gibbon down to just three bloody deaths," is a big concession, we were looking for something a bit more... spendable.