Silliness A Duck, armadillo, cat, Panda etc walk into a bar! - Page 15

montsnmags · 07-24-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

Of course, now lie back; let me position the funnel and then we'll start to pour ---- very gently....

Don't get me drunk; you wouldn't like me when I'm drunk...

ADRIAN...SMASH...NOW!

Cheers,
ADRIAN ("Ask a glass of water")

Taylor514ce · 07-24-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Type "silhouette" into Google's image search, Taylor - you will be amazed at the wall-to-wall feminine nudity available to you.

Oh, I have. Yes, some of these are very inspiring. I add "nude" to the search, though. There's one of a woman crouching, the curve of her back is amazing. But, drawing from a photo that's already a silhouette is cheating just a bit.

Meanwhile, I encounter enough feminine beauty all around... my goodness, they're EVERYWHERE.

jerryleejr · 07-24-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Oh, I have. Yes, some of these are very inspiring. I add "nude" to the search, though. There's one of a woman crouching, the curve of her back is amazing. But, drawing from a photo that's already a silhouette is cheating just a bit.

Meanwhile, I encounter enough feminine beauty all around... my goodness, they're EVERYWHERE.

I have yet to see a nude silhouette anywhere out in public or private for that matter!

JJ

GeoffC · 07-24-2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryleejr

I have yet to see a nude silhouette anywhere out in public or private for that matter!

JJ

You have obviously not tried hard enough...there are plenty of silhouettes available for both m&f.
Shadow shapes, cloud-shapes, tree-shapes and the best of all land/mountain shapes...

Let the imagination run wild - it's easy - and theraputic ...

Taylor514ce · 07-24-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryleejr

I have yet to see a nude silhouette anywhere out in public or private for that matter!

JJ

Locate a person you'd like to draw
draw a rapid sketch - be obvious about it
approach the person, introduce yourself
show your sketch
ask if they have time to sit for a more complete sketch
if they are receptive, finish your drawing
show your other sketches, including the nudes
"Would you consider posing for something like this?"
T/F branch based on response.

Et, voila!

jerryleejr · 07-24-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Locate a person you'd like to draw
draw a rapid sketch - be obvious about it
approach the person, introduce yourself
show your sketch
ask if they have time to sit for a more complete sketch
if they are receptive, finish your drawing
show your other sketches, including the nudes
"Would you consider posing for something like this?"
T/F branch based on response.

You have obviously never seen me draw! If they could even recognize Step 2 they would run before step 5!

JJ

GeoffC · 07-24-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Locate a person you'd like to draw
draw a rapid sketch - be obvious about it
approach the person, introduce yourself
show your sketch
ask if they have time to sit for a more complete sketch
if they are receptive, finish your drawing
show your other sketches, including the nudes
"Would you consider posing for something like this?"
T/F branch based on response.

I am truely amazed, it is often said that artists do find it difficult to make the steps you suggest...very often these days it leads to a bruised face etc...

jerryleejr · 07-24-2008, 11:21 AM

All this started with a duck, armadillo, panda etc going into a bar!

Taylor514ce · 07-24-2008, 11:21 AM

I find being public (ie., don't stalk her to her car), conversational (don't whisper or talk about it an undertone), up front (show her your drawings), often works. Show them you're not ashamed of the fact that you like to draw pretty women, in various states of dress, and they won't be ashamed either.

Most of the time.

GeoffC · 07-24-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryleejr

All this started with a duck, armadillo, panda etc going into a bar!

and your valid point, is?

GeoffC · 07-24-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I find being public (ie., don't stalk her to her car), conversational (don't whisper or talk about it an undertone), up front (show her your drawings), often works. Show them you're not ashamed of the fact that you like to draw pretty women, in various states of dress, and they won't be ashamed either.

Most of the time.

You are obviously very confident in life...

RickyMaveety · 07-24-2008, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Locate a person you'd like to draw
draw a rapid sketch - be obvious about it
approach the person, introduce yourself
show your sketch
ask if they have time to sit for a more complete sketch
if they are receptive, finish your drawing
show your other sketches, including the nudes
"Would you consider posing for something like this?"
T/F branch based on response.

Et, voila!

Oh gosh!! That's gorgeous!!

RickyMaveety · 07-24-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I find being public (ie., don't stalk her to her car), conversational (don't whisper or talk about it an undertone), up front (show her your drawings), often works. Show them you're not ashamed of the fact that you like to draw pretty women, in various states of dress, and they won't be ashamed either.

Most of the time.

Well .... it doesn't hurt that the art is freaking great either.

daffy4u · 07-24-2008, 12:19 PM

A man is walking by an insane asylum at dusk when he hears a
bunch of people chanting eerily, "Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen."

His curiosity piqued, he finds a hole in the fence and peeks
through. Suddenly, a finger pops through and pokes his eye out.

Now the chanting changes to, "Fourteen. Fourteen. Fourteen."

daffy4u · 07-24-2008, 12:24 PM

[I'm on a Google joke stealing roll!]

Lewis bought two horses, and could never remember which was
which. A neighbor suggested that he cut the tail of one horse
and that worked great until the other horse got his tail
caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like
the other horse's tail and Lewis was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested he notch the ear of one horse. That
worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed
wire fence. Once again Lewis couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested he measure the horses for height.
When he did, he was very pleased to find that the white horse
was 2 inches taller than the black one.

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07-24-2008, 11:21 AM	#218
jerryleejr Koby-rific! Posts: 944 Karma: 191112 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 2' From My MacBook Pro Device: Kobo Sage,Kobo Aura One, Glo HD,PRS-T1,PRS-950, PRS 300, PRS 350	All this started with a duck, armadillo, panda etc going into a bar!

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Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	I find being public (ie., don't stalk her to her car), conversational (don't whisper or talk about it an undertone), up front (show her your drawings), often works. Show them you're not ashamed of the fact that you like to draw pretty women, in various states of dress, and they won't be ashamed either. Most of the time.

07-24-2008, 12:19 PM	#224
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	A man is walking by an insane asylum at dusk when he hears a bunch of people chanting eerily, "Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen." His curiosity piqued, he finds a hole in the fence and peeks through. Suddenly, a finger pops through and pokes his eye out. Now the chanting changes to, "Fourteen. Fourteen. Fourteen."

07-24-2008, 12:24 PM	#225
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	[I'm on a Google joke stealing roll!] Lewis bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and Lewis was stuck again. The neighbor suggested he notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again Lewis couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested he measure the horses for height. When he did, he was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.