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Love.Forever. · 08-15-2012, 10:33 AM

Right now.. wishing I could talk to someone close to me and studying for exams.

Bilbo1967 · 08-15-2012, 03:35 PM

Just got back from our holiday

Just been opening the accumulated mail and found a £1800 tax rebate check

Happy days.

LCF · 08-15-2012, 03:48 PM

Eating nuts and thinking about losing weight. I might stop the thinking soon, didn't help the last 2 months...

badgoodDeb · 08-15-2012, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Just got back from our holiday

Just been opening the accumulated mail and found a £1800 tax rebate check

Happy days.

Whee!! A holiday after the holiday! How very nice!

Stitchawl · 08-15-2012, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Just got back from our holiday

Just been opening the accumulated mail and found a £1800 tax rebate check

Happy days.

Because you're a friend (and I only make this offer to friends,) I'm going to let you in on an investment concept that I make to my friends who play the weekly lotteries....

I will GUARANTEE (guarantee!!

) you a 50% return on your investment! Yes... you heard me correctly. I will guarantee you a 50% return on your investment.

Now... most folks who play the lottery or invest in stocks lose a lot more than they win, right. Buy a $1 lottery ticket every week, and MAYBE win back a $2 prize every 4-6 months. It happens, right. Sure. But what are the odds? 1 chance in several thousand? How many 100's of dollars worth of tickets do you have to buy to win back two dollars?

But... and here's the guarantee part... If you invest that $1 with "Stitchawl Payouts," I will guarantee to pay you 50% back! Translated into your £1800 tax rebate, this means I will guarantee to give you back £900!!! Can you imagine?!?

50% Guaranteed! And unlike some insurance companies who cancel you out if you collect, "Stitchawl Payouts" will never refuse your investments. I will continue to pay you 50% every time you invest, no matter how much or how often.

You don't have to thank me now. Wait for your first check.

Stitchawl

ProfCrash · 08-15-2012, 08:35 PM

Giggles

Rocking Lucas to sleep.

WT Sharpe · 08-15-2012, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCF

Eating nuts and thinking about losing weight. I might stop the thinking soon, didn't help the last 2 months...

Rumpelteazer · 08-16-2012, 03:23 AM

Ordering cobbler/pie for my birthday celebrations this weekend. I couldn't choose between apple-crumble and festive fruits, so I ordered half of each.

I'm also listening to Rival Sons and liking their music very much.

ProfCrash · 08-16-2012, 06:31 AM

I would have ordered one of each.

Feeding Lucas.

wyndslash · 08-16-2012, 08:10 AM

On my way home. Traffic.

ProfCrash · 08-16-2012, 10:35 AM

Rocking Lucas to sleep while hoping that one of the four job opportunities in my area works out so I don't have to add n hour commute to the routine when I finish maternity leave.

WT Sharpe · 08-16-2012, 11:01 AM

As Admiral John A. Fisher wrote in a letter to Winston Churchill in 1917, "O.M.G.!!"

I just let the dogs out in the back yard for their morning constitutional. Crystal did what she had to do to help the grass grow, then went up on the deck and stood there surveying the neighborhood. Norton walked up behind her, sniffed at her right rear leg, then lifted his own right rear leg and performed a purge of one of his major life support systems. Crystal just stood there oblivious. I cracked up, especially as Norton once subjected me to the same treatment in the Reading Room.

WT Sharpe · 08-16-2012, 12:32 PM

By now, surely someone's made a Wikipedia entry for Norton. I don't have time to check right not, but if you're curious, go to Wikipedia and check to see if they have a listing for him. It would probably be under the heading, "Dogs That Just Ain't Right in the Head."

kindlekitten · 08-16-2012, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

As Admiral John A. Fisher wrote in a letter to Winston Churchill in 1917, "O.M.G.!!"

I just let the dogs out in the back yard for their morning constitutional. Crystal did what she had to do to help the grass grow, then went up on the deck and stood there surveying the neighborhood. Norton walked up behind her, sniffed at her right rear leg, then lifted his own right rear leg and performed a purge of one of his major life support systems. Crystal just stood there oblivious. I cracked up, especially as Norton once subjected me to the same treatment in the Reading Room.

Arragorn still forgets that he is a big boy and occasionally forgets to lift his leg, but there are many leg lifting moments of hilarity, like lifting it too high and falling over, and being wiggly while lifting and managing to pee on his own toes

. THAT I could do without, as he then gets stinky!

Bilbo1967 · 08-16-2012, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Because you're a friend (and I only make this offer to friends,) I'm going to let you in on an investment concept that I make to my friends who play the weekly lotteries....

I will GUARANTEE (guarantee!!

) you a 50% return on your investment! Yes... you heard me correctly. I will guarantee you a 50% return on your investment.

Now... most folks who play the lottery or invest in stocks lose a lot more than they win, right. Buy a $1 lottery ticket every week, and MAYBE win back a $2 prize every 4-6 months. It happens, right. Sure. But what are the odds? 1 chance in several thousand? How many 100's of dollars worth of tickets do you have to buy to win back two dollars?

But... and here's the guarantee part... If you invest that $1 with "Stitchawl Payouts," I will guarantee to pay you 50% back! Translated into your £1800 tax rebate, this means I will guarantee to give you back £900!!! Can you imagine?!?

50% Guaranteed! And unlike some insurance companies who cancel you out if you collect, "Stitchawl Payouts" will never refuse your investments. I will continue to pay you 50% every time you invest, no matter how much or how often.

You don't have to thank me now. Wait for your first check.

Stitchawl

I'll...errrm...get back to you on that.

08-16-2012, 11:01 AM	#34287
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	There are times when you wished you'd had a camcorder ready! As Admiral John A. Fisher wrote in a letter to Winston Churchill in 1917, "O.M.G.!!" I just let the dogs out in the back yard for their morning constitutional. Crystal did what she had to do to help the grass grow, then went up on the deck and stood there surveying the neighborhood. Norton walked up behind her, sniffed at her right rear leg, then lifted his own right rear leg and performed a purge of one of his major life support systems. Crystal just stood there oblivious. I cracked up, especially as Norton once subjected me to the same treatment in the Reading Room.

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08-15-2012, 10:33 AM	#34276
Love.Forever. Monarch Butterfly ... Posts: 255 Karma: 1068968 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Canada Device: Samsung Galaxy S4, Nexus 7 32GB, Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 8"	Right now.. wishing I could talk to someone close to me and studying for exams.

08-15-2012, 03:35 PM	#34277
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	Just got back from our holiday Just been opening the accumulated mail and found a £1800 tax rebate check Happy days.

08-15-2012, 03:48 PM	#34278
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	Eating nuts and thinking about losing weight. I might stop the thinking soon, didn't help the last 2 months...

08-15-2012, 08:35 PM	#34281
ProfCrash Tea Enthusiast Posts: 8,554 Karma: 75384937 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Somewhere in the USA Device: Kindle1, Kindle DX Graphite, K3 3G, IPad 3, PW2	Giggles Rocking Lucas to sleep.

08-16-2012, 03:23 AM	#34283
Rumpelteazer Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,507 Karma: 27926918 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Utrecht, the Netherlands Device: Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition	Ordering cobbler/pie for my birthday celebrations this weekend. I couldn't choose between apple-crumble and festive fruits, so I ordered half of each. I'm also listening to Rival Sons and liking their music very much.

08-16-2012, 06:31 AM	#34284
ProfCrash Tea Enthusiast Posts: 8,554 Karma: 75384937 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Somewhere in the USA Device: Kindle1, Kindle DX Graphite, K3 3G, IPad 3, PW2	I would have ordered one of each. Feeding Lucas.

08-16-2012, 08:10 AM	#34285
wyndslash Wizard Posts: 2,951 Karma: 3000001 Join Date: Feb 2011 Device: Kindle 3 wifi, Kindle Fire	On my way home. Traffic.

08-16-2012, 10:35 AM	#34286
ProfCrash Tea Enthusiast Posts: 8,554 Karma: 75384937 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Somewhere in the USA Device: Kindle1, Kindle DX Graphite, K3 3G, IPad 3, PW2	Rocking Lucas to sleep while hoping that one of the four job opportunities in my area works out so I don't have to add n hour commute to the routine when I finish maternity leave.

08-16-2012, 12:32 PM	#34288
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	By now, surely someone's made a Wikipedia entry for Norton. I don't have time to check right not, but if you're curious, go to Wikipedia and check to see if they have a listing for him. It would probably be under the heading, "Dogs That Just Ain't Right in the Head."