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BookishDreamer · 06-19-2008, 08:51 PM

Actually, that could be very interesting. Put up a sign that says "Julian Against Demented Expressions of Dimwittedness". See how long it takes someone to ask "who is Julian?".

Dreamer

Patricia · 06-19-2008, 10:04 PM

But a sign saying "Mr Jaded" would be ok.

Mr Jordan Against Demented Expressions of Dimwittedness

Steven Lyle Jordan · 06-20-2008, 12:49 AM

Yeah! Yeah!!

...um...

...do I have to change my first name to "Mister" now?...

BookishDreamer · 06-20-2008, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

But a sign saying "Mr Jaded" would be ok.

Mr Jordan Against Demented Expressions of Dimwittedness

Patricia to the rescue! Excellent!

Dreamer

pshrynk · 06-20-2008, 03:39 PM

Moose bites can be very painful!

BookishDreamer · 06-20-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Moose bites can be very painful!

Painful? Check the thermostat on your freezer. Sounds like your moose tracks ice cream is frozen too hard.

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vivaldirules · 06-20-2008, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Moose bites can be very painful!

Oh, no. Did he just say that? I'm starting to wobble and go over again. Right down into that stairwell. Where there are those people again. Those strange people who say the most mind-boggling things at the most....Oh, god.

pshrynk · 06-20-2008, 04:33 PM

Steady!

RickyMaveety · 06-20-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Moose bites can be very painful!

How does that one go??

No really, a moose bit my sister once.

And then they go into the llama credits.

Oh, that was such a great movie.

vivaldirules · 06-20-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

And then they go into the llama credits.

Oh, god. Somebody catch me. Please.

zelda_pinwheel · 06-20-2008, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

How does that one go??

No really, a moose bit my sister once.

And then they go into the llama credits.

Oh, that was such a great movie.

i think it's time for me to watch it again.

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Oh, god. Somebody catch me. Please.

poor vr. one of these days he's going to go right over the edge. make sure all those nets are set up, okay ?

RickyMaveety · 06-20-2008, 07:20 PM

hehehehehe

I was at a party some years back, and there was this guy, over in a corner, did NOT look like he belonged at "this" party. Big tough biker sort of person, just standing there not talking to anyone.

So .... I love a challenge. I walk over and try to talk to him, and at some point one of us made some obscure MP reference, and the next thing you know we talked and laughed and did routines the rest of the evening.

After the party, I was talking to someone and they simply had to know how I had engaged this man in conversation ... for even five minutes let alone the entire evening.

It was a blast talking to him ..... we even did the entire Anne Elk routine:

My name is Anne Elk and I have a theory.
And, my theory is this ....

hehehehehehehe

vivaldirules · 06-21-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i think it's time for me to watch it again.

poor vr. one of these days he's going to go right over the edge. make sure all those nets are set up, okay ?

Hey, wait a minute. You're talking Monty Python again, right? Excellent, I'm feeling much better and am no longer woozy. I just needed to be grounded a moment.

zelda_pinwheel · 06-21-2008, 12:31 PM

and speaking of pythons....

Python found in toilet

Quote:

CANBERRA (Reuters) - A 1.8 meter (nearly six feet) python has been found in a toilet bowl in a highrise apartment in Australia's northern tropical city of Darwin, media reported on Friday.

The Northern Territory News said the black-headed python was found in a 10th floor toilet.

Reptile catcher Chris Peberdy told the newspaper the python, likely to be a runaway pet, had been traveling through the building's sewer pipes.

"When I saw it I was pretty shocked," he said. "There is no possible other way it could have got there than through the toilet. I had to give him a wash because he was wet and a bit smelly."

note that this happened in Darwin. you can't make this stuff up.

RickyMaveety · 06-21-2008, 12:33 PM

What do you want to bet that someone names him "Monty."

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BookishDreamer Cultural Artist Posts: 1,128 Karma: 12829 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Georgia Device: Sony 505, Kindle 2	Actually, that could be very interesting. Put up a sign that says "Julian Against Demented Expressions of Dimwittedness". See how long it takes someone to ask "who is Julian?". Dreamer

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Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	But a sign saying "Mr Jaded" would be ok. Mr Jordan Against Demented Expressions of Dimwittedness

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pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Moose bites can be very painful!

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pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Steady!

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RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	hehehehehe I was at a party some years back, and there was this guy, over in a corner, did NOT look like he belonged at "this" party. Big tough biker sort of person, just standing there not talking to anyone. So .... I love a challenge. I walk over and try to talk to him, and at some point one of us made some obscure MP reference, and the next thing you know we talked and laughed and did routines the rest of the evening. After the party, I was talking to someone and they simply had to know how I had engaged this man in conversation ... for even five minutes let alone the entire evening. It was a blast talking to him ..... we even did the entire Anne Elk routine: My name is Anne Elk and I have a theory. And, my theory is this .... hehehehehehehe

06-21-2008, 12:33 PM	#90
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	What do you want to bet that someone names him "Monty."