Silliness AprilHare ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now - but isn't! - Page 2

AprilHare · 12-10-2011, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

^Good grief. Your karma collection thread is actually working.

It isn't about glorifying my karma!
There is serious karma exploration that I am volunteering to undergo for you all!
If you give me karma, I can tell you what happens when I get to 10,000,000 for instance

red_phoenix · 12-10-2011, 10:23 AM

AprilHare is sacrificing herself for the greater good.

AprilHare · 12-10-2011, 04:33 PM

Thanks red_pheonix. It's good to be appreciated. I'll let the he/she thing slide..

Dylrob · 12-10-2011, 04:39 PM

I sometimes have to remind myself you're a guy. Your username has a disorienting effect.

AprilHare · 12-10-2011, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

I sometimes have to remind myself you're a guy. Your username has a disorienting effect.

I know! But remember: April is the name of a month.
I'll feel better when you give me karma..

Dylrob · 12-11-2011, 12:24 AM

You know what they say about giving a man a fish...

Phogg · 12-11-2011, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

You know what they say about giving a man a fish...

"Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will spend all day on the lake drinking beer and telling lies."

AprilHare · 12-11-2011, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phogg

"Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will spend all day on the lake drinking beer and telling lies."

How do you teach a chook to karmarate?

AprilHare · 12-11-2011, 07:22 AM

Well, we're getting closer... but you slackers seem to have slowed down giving karma!
How else am I to report what happens when I get 10,000,000 karma?

Dylrob · 12-11-2011, 07:37 AM

It's a trick people. AppleHare needs the karma to spawn shkler evil chicken army! It is shkles desire to overthrow the poultry industry and make us all eat disgusting tofu in its place!

yhamm · 12-11-2011, 01:47 PM

lol. you all deserve karma for making me laugh!

AprilHare · 12-11-2011, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

It's a trick people. AppleHare needs the karma to spawn shkler evil chicken army! It is shkles desire to overthrow the poultry industry and make us all eat disgusting tofu in its place!

What a load of old codswollop!
Tofu? - Nonsense!
I sacrifice myself to find out what happens when I get 10,000,000 karma for you and look at all the thanks I get!

Dylrob · 12-11-2011, 05:06 PM

It will create an inverse linear paradox that'll destroy five-eighths of the known universe!

AprilHare · 12-11-2011, 06:00 PM

Of all the sci-fi nonsense!
5/8 of the universe, indeed!
You live in fear, don't you? You're just not curious what really happens when one obtains 10,000,000 karma, are you?
Some of you out there must be of more enquiring a mind! Give me karma! Let's find out together

Dylrob · 12-11-2011, 06:04 PM

5/8 of the known universe. Big difference!

12-10-2011, 04:39 PM	#19
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	I sometimes have to remind myself you're a guy. Your username has a disorienting effect. Last edited by Dylrob; 12-10-2011 at 04:47 PM.

12-11-2011, 07:37 AM	#25
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	It's a trick people. AppleHare needs the karma to spawn shkler evil chicken army! It is shkles desire to overthrow the poultry industry and make us all eat disgusting tofu in its place! Last edited by Dylrob; 12-11-2011 at 07:42 AM.

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Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	5/8 of the known universe. Big difference!