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Old 11-07-2011, 09:00 AM   #766
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The only thing that batters me is how gobsmacked I am that you're all still trying to find me! What a waste of time. You'll never find me. Or eat me.
Well, we eat so many chickens, and really, why would we not?

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Old 11-07-2011, 09:17 AM   #767
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Still crossing the road to safety ..... whew ..... maybe I should strew about some Domino's Pizza coupons .... for pepperoni toppings only .....
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:42 PM   #768
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The only thing that batters me is how gobsmacked I am that you're all still trying to find me! What a waste of time. You'll never find me. Or eat me.
Unless we've already found and eaten you. As The Sixth Sense pointed out, the dead don't always know that they're dead.
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:22 PM   #769
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Still crossing the road to safety ..... whew ..... maybe I should strew about some Domino's Pizza coupons .... for pepperoni toppings only .....
Of course I can use chicken to make pepperoni
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:42 PM   #770
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Mmmm... Green curry with chicken.
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Old 11-08-2011, 02:34 PM   #771
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Unless we've already found and eaten you. As The Sixth Sense pointed out, the dead don't always know that they're dead.
I wonder if this applies to AprilHare? Could AprilHare be the Jacob Marley of chickens, trying to warn other chickens so they can avoid their fate?
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Old 11-08-2011, 03:01 PM   #772
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As Flanders and Swann said Eating People is WRONG. Unfortunately, they were in a very non enlightened time; nowadays it would be Eating Chicken is WRONG.
If eating chicken is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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Old 11-08-2011, 03:08 PM   #773
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I wonder if this applies to AprilHare? Could AprilHare be the Jacob Marley of chickens, trying to warn other chickens so they can avoid their fate?
Does that make you Tiny Tim?
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Old 11-08-2011, 06:29 PM   #774
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Old 11-08-2011, 06:50 PM   #775
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Does that make you Tiny Tim?
No. I don't have long hair, play the ukulele, or sing in a falsetto voice.
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:10 PM   #776
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As Flanders and Swann said Eating People is WRONG. Unfortunately, they were in a very non enlightened time; nowadays it would be Eating Chicken is WRONG.
Eating chicken was always wrong.
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Well, we eat so many chickens, and really, why would we not?

Hold still a moment.
Sorry, got to fly.. and yes, I know your impulses are neverending.
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Unless we've already found and eaten you. As The Sixth Sense pointed out, the dead don't always know that they're dead.
Oh, I'm alive, but are you?
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Of course I can use chicken to make pepperoni
Good luck catching me to make your evil pizza.
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Mmmm... Green curry with chicken.
Yuk. Horrible.
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I wonder if this applies to AprilHare? Could AprilHare be the Jacob Marley of chickens, trying to warn other chickens so they can avoid their fate?
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
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If eating chicken is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
Yes. Yes you do want to be right. Let me count the ways..
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No. I don't have long hair, play the ukulele, or sing in a falsetto voice.
Are you sure about that Solitaire1?
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Old 11-10-2011, 04:44 AM   #777
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Are you sure about that Solitaire1?
Yes, I'm certain.
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:06 AM   #778
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If I cook pullets
in a roaster
with some onions
will they be savory
come eat chickens
cooked with carrots and leeks
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