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Old 03-16-2011, 09:49 PM   #1
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AprilHare knows there *is* no spoon
.. I also know that Neo is the One and that the Matrix is there to prevent chooks from flying!
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Old 03-16-2011, 10:01 PM   #2
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Is that why I can't get off the ground? It's all Keanu Reeve's fault?
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Old 03-17-2011, 12:00 AM   #3
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Is that why I can't get off the ground? It's all Keanu Reeve's fault?
No Keanu Reeves! The machines, of course!
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Old 03-17-2011, 08:17 AM   #4
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There is so much that can be blamed on Keanu Reeves, but flightless birds isn't one of them sorry
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Old 03-17-2011, 08:23 AM   #5
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@AprilHare - so are you going to choose the right pill? Which *is* the right pill?
edit- forgot to mention . . . chooks are just batteries for the rest of us.
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Old 03-17-2011, 09:24 AM   #6
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No Keanu Reeves! The machines, of course!
But .... but .... have you seen him [try to] act? Keanu Reeves IS a machine!
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Old 03-17-2011, 10:32 AM   #7
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He can believe he's a machine thats why he can act like one



Best movie ever my favorite
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Old 03-17-2011, 10:55 AM   #8
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.. I also know that Neo is the One and that the Matrix is there to prevent chooks from flying!
Who clipped your wings?. Can you name the dastardly deed doer?
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Old 03-17-2011, 12:28 PM   #9
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But .... but .... have you seen him [try to] act? Keanu Reeves IS a machine!
Rumor has it he studied with the same person who taught Ben Affleck to "act."
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Old 03-17-2011, 07:41 PM   #10
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@AprilHare - so are you going to choose the right pill? Which *is* the right pill?
edit- forgot to mention . . . chooks are just batteries for the rest of us.
Battery Hens
I am no battery hen for you - free range all the way!
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Who clipped your wings?. Can you name the dastardly deed doer?
Damned machines clipping chooks on masse..
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If he is a machine, it's a very monotonous one.
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Rumor has it he studied with the same person who taught Ben Affleck to "act."
Ben can do better than Keanu. At least Ben behaves like someone else.
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Old 03-17-2011, 07:46 PM   #11
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Parts 2 & 3 were awful. So bad that they owe you the bits of your life you've wasted watching them.
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Old 03-18-2011, 02:50 AM   #12
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Parts 2 & 3 were awful. So bad that they owe you the bits of your life you've wasted watching them.
I'll agree with you on the third, the second left me feeling indifferent, but the third left me feeling pissed off and I did want my money back. They should have stopped with the first movie, without the stupid Superman flight at the end I thought that ruined it to be honest.
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@AprilHare - so are you going to choose the right pill? Which *is* the right pill?
What happens if you take both?
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:21 AM   #14
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Parts 2 & 3 were awful. So bad that they owe you the bits of your life you've wasted watching them.
I have never seen part 2 or 3.
I feel privileged!
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:22 AM   #15
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What happens if you take both?
You learn to fly, of course!
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