Who has the most karma here? - Page 2

Falcao · 10-14-2010, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Oh, dear. I'm afraid you seem to have overlooked that little bit in this universe's Karma Contract fineprint that says that "boasting or demanding any kind of recompense of any form for karma automatically pulls the flush-chain on the karmic toilet".

Well Mr M. I'm not demanding any kind of recompense. I'm just asking if it's known who is the biggest karmee.

SameOldStory · 10-14-2010, 11:25 PM

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

Karma don't count?

What the heck have I been so nice to everybody for.

No more MR. Nice guy from now on!

Salgueiros · 10-14-2010, 11:33 PM

no chocolate chip cookies every 5000 karma points?????

GraceKrispy · 10-14-2010, 11:37 PM

Wait, there's karma???

I better start making better choices in life!

(I've heard karma can come and bite you in the ass, and I have a sensitive arse)

(see how I made this post appropriate for all sorts of English speakers?)

Fbone · 10-15-2010, 12:11 AM

They may be too modest to respond.

No surprise it's not anyone who has posted yet.

montsnmags · 10-15-2010, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falcao

Besides satisfying my curiosity?

I don't see what the fuss is about. It's like asking who has the most posts, or who is the oldest active member.

Wait...are you calling DesertGrandma old? I admire your accuracy, but she hates that, and she's got a big stick.

Run away! (Hi, DGMa

)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falcao

Well Mr M. I'm not demanding any kind of recompense. I'm just asking if it's known who is the biggest karmee.

No, no, I was talking about that jaxx6166 bloke. Demanding me to bow down and worship him...I mean, what a nerve, hey? Everyone knows I am supreme ruler and High Gibbonate of this temple.

(<---emoticon representing my holy uniform)

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

...

What the heck have I been so nice to everybody for.

...

Because [cough]banhammer[cough].

Cheers,
Marc (just your average karma chameleon)

SameOldStory · 10-15-2010, 12:29 AM

I dare you!

Besides, I gots too much kurma!

montsnmags · 10-15-2010, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

I dare you!

~sigh~ I can't. Alex (site-owner) has a karmic-reflector mod-abuse-filter implemented. If I try to exploit my phenomenal cosmic power for petty ends, it comes back eleventy-fold. It makes me want to work on my pain threshold though.

Quote:

Besides, I gots too much kurma!

Me too. I made enough chicken kurma for eight, but seven cancelled (well, technically, they didn't respond), but on the upside I guess I've at least got dinner for the next week.

Cheers,
Marc

kindlekitten · 10-15-2010, 01:07 AM

it might possibly be one of my cats. the older one, Strider, is pretty damn clever. he's been known to really sweet talk some of the ladies

Donnageddon · 10-15-2010, 01:19 AM

Well, I have been mining Karma here in the MobileRead hills for lo on 3 1/2 years.

Now, I don't have the biggest pile of Karma, and my Karma ain't the fanciest, or the prettiest. But it is honest Karma, dug out of these hills post by post, pun by pun, smart ass comment by smart ass comment. I have toiled under the oppressive gaze of the green meanies, and scuttled like a rat avoiding their fearsome bolts of moderation.

Yes, I may not have the most Karma, but it is my Karma. And no matter how humble, there's no place like Aum.

kindlekitten · 10-15-2010, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donnageddon

Well, I have been mining Karma here in the MobileRead hills for lo on 3 1/2 years.

Now, I don't have the biggest pile of Karma, and my Karma ain't the fanciest, or the prettiest. But it is honest Karma, dug out of these hills post by post, pun by pun, smart ass comment by smart ass comment. I have toiled under the oppressive gaze of the green meanies, and scuttled like a rat avoiding their fearsome bolts of moderation.

Yes, I may not have the most Karma, but it is my Karma. And no matter how humble, there's no place like Aum.

and by golly don't you deserve some more! cheeto breath and all!!!

Falcao · 10-15-2010, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Wait...are you calling DesertGrandma old? I admire your accuracy, but she hates that, and she's got a big stick.

Run away! (Hi, DGMa

)

My selection of words were unfortunate. What I wanted to say is "... it's like asking who has been a member of this forum for the longest time..."

Falcao · 10-15-2010, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

They may be too modest to respond.

No surprise it's not anyone who has posted yet.

I guess they are.

montsnmags · 10-15-2010, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falcao

My selection of words were unfortunate. What I wanted to say is "... it's like asking who has been a member of this forum for the longest time..."

I know, Falcao. I was just intentionally misusing your words to play an old game (teasing my friend, DGMa, so that she chases me with her stick). Forgive me?

recluse · 10-15-2010, 03:29 AM

Best not to be seeking karma here.
It's a wicked trap.
They get you hooked on the stuff, taking everything away.
Your intelligence.
Your personality.
Your soul.
And finally, when you're full, the Mods hunt you.
Torment you day and night.
Until you finally can't take it anymore.
Then they take your karma and feed upon it.
Like leeches.
Run now, while you can!
Oh, the humanity! The horror!

10-15-2010, 12:11 AM	#20
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,312 Karma: 102338360 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	They may be too modest to respond. No surprise it's not anyone who has posted yet. Last edited by Fbone; 10-15-2010 at 12:21 AM. Reason: reworded

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! Karma don't count? What the heck have I been so nice to everybody for. No more MR. Nice guy from now on!

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GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	Wait, there's karma??? I better start making better choices in life! (I've heard karma can come and bite you in the ass, and I have a sensitive arse) (see how I made this post appropriate for all sorts of English speakers?)

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	I dare you! Besides, I gots too much kurma!

10-15-2010, 01:07 AM	#24
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	it might possibly be one of my cats. the older one, Strider, is pretty damn clever. he's been known to really sweet talk some of the ladies

10-15-2010, 01:19 AM	#25
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	Well, I have been mining Karma here in the MobileRead hills for lo on 3 1/2 years. Now, I don't have the biggest pile of Karma, and my Karma ain't the fanciest, or the prettiest. But it is honest Karma, dug out of these hills post by post, pun by pun, smart ass comment by smart ass comment. I have toiled under the oppressive gaze of the green meanies, and scuttled like a rat avoiding their fearsome bolts of moderation. Yes, I may not have the most Karma, but it is my Karma. And no matter how humble, there's no place like Aum.

10-15-2010, 03:29 AM	#30
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Best not to be seeking karma here. It's a wicked trap. They get you hooked on the stuff, taking everything away. Your intelligence. Your personality. Your soul. And finally, when you're full, the Mods hunt you. Torment you day and night. Until you finally can't take it anymore. Then they take your karma and feed upon it. Like leeches. Run now, while you can! Oh, the humanity! The horror!