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Old 10-04-2010, 03:50 PM   #61
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Old 10-04-2010, 03:59 PM   #62
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:19 PM   #63
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:31 PM   #64
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:57 PM   #65
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"X" rides the wild paramecium.

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Old 10-04-2010, 05:08 PM   #66
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Old 10-04-2010, 06:05 PM   #67
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:21 PM   #68
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X writes the songs that make the whole world sing.
X has achieved 99th level.
X makes taxi meters run backwards.
X made Dirac, Pauli and Einstein get physical.

X can control the Winds of Chaos.
X is a warrior-mage-thief-bard-cleric.
X folds, spindles, staples and mutilates.
X knows how to cast the Turkey Curse.
X gives warm fuzzy feelings to everyone.

X is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world.
X knows where your lost marbles are.
X still has a few san points left.
X can make cat macros in GIMP.
X trains unicorns to pose for the camera.

X never makes typos. Adjust your dictionaries.
X knows the real reason for sunspots.
X has a tank full of pet trilobites.
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:28 PM   #69
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:37 PM   #70
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:51 PM   #71
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"X" is the reason for spellcheck

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Old 10-04-2010, 11:45 PM   #72
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X is waiting at a phone both at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
X is better than ninjas *and* pirates.
X likes to snatch kisses (and hopes that's the right order)

X can rewire a warp drive to run on Folger's crystals
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Old 10-05-2010, 12:19 AM   #73
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"X" can quote the unspeakable verbatim

No more fortunes for the next million K.

"X" is who's on first.

Outlook hazy. Try again later.

Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

ssalg gnikool eht hguorht enog sah "X"

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Old 10-05-2010, 03:41 AM   #74
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Old 10-05-2010, 04:16 AM   #75
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