MobileRead Winter Contest: Discussion

[troll05]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

[Don't tell anyone, OK? Poohbear_nc was given to me when I, a poor endangered chicken, entered the Witness Protection program for the 6th or 7th time. They told me that no one would suspect a "poohbear" of being edible. This is just between us, right? Nobody is going to tell on me ....]


[or I might get angry]

I just started wondering if you are the witness or the culprit in this program.

Considering the fact you are a convicted mass-murder on the run, constantly threatening harmless and hungry forum-members with gruesome accidents in the next mystery I think it's more a disguise to hide behind friendly " all children like me and I like hunny" poohbear than being the victim of some "gourmet conspiracy"

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by troll05

I just started wondering if you are the witness or the culprit in this program.

Considering the fact you are a convicted mass-murder on the run, constantly threatening harmless and hungry forum-members with gruesome accidents in the next mystery I think it's more a disguise to hide behind friendly " all children like me and I like hunny" poohbear than being the victim of some "gourmet conspiracy"

Not convicted! They never caught me! Or put me on trial!

I'm free! To flee from you blood-thirsty gourmands .... and seek my revenge justice!

[troll05]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Not convicted! They never caught me! Or put me on trial!

I'm free! To flee from you blood-thirsty gourmands .... and seek my revenge justice!

This needs a finish like: "Aaahahahah...Haha...Ahhhhh"

I think you should go and see a vet or animal-psychiatrist.
And afterwards a butcher

[poohbear_nc]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[troll05]

That sounds about right...

[PeterT]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must be hard to say with a toothache! (or is it a beak ache?)

[tilia]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

It came with the disguise kit! No one was supposed to look below the hat at the face! Sigh! This is just great .... now I'll have to go back into the program .... and emerge as ..... [sigh]

Since you seem to be of a murderous inclination, maybe you should request to be relocated as a Hooded Pitohui. If you then eat the right beetle, you will be poisonous...

[DreamWriter]

Don't trust the chicken!

[dreams]

Originally Posted by DreamWriter

Don't trust the chicken!

*sigh* I trusted the chicken. I believed in the chicken. I followed along with the chicken. I liked the chicken so much that my favorite meals and snacks included chicken! *sob* and looked what happened. I was led to my death ... all because of the chicken.

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by dreams

*sigh* I trusted the chicken. I believed in the chicken. I followed along with the chicken. I liked the chicken so much that my favorite meals and snacks included chicken! *sob* and looked what happened. I was led to my death ... all because of the chicken.

Crocodile tears of false sorrow! With a mouth full of .... {I can't say it!}

So again I repeat:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by tilia

Since you seem to be of a murderous inclination, maybe you should request to be relocated as a Hooded Pitohui. If you then eat the right beetle, you will be poisonous...
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Checking to see if the Witness Protection Program allows a poisonous alias ...... [this could be quite handy!]

[Pat M]

*checks the stockings for a new ereader while everyone's eyes are on the chicken*

[poohbear_nc]

If you are checking the chicken's stocking, you're out of luck!

[troll05]

I'd rather check how many chicken are in stock, I.e. fridge

[troll05]

Just for fun, is it possible to publish the solutions and reasonings (wrong and right) why the respective suspect did it (or not)?

Might be fun reading too.