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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Scotland
Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW
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Perhaps we should use these ladies next time ..... http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/te...0/10136209.stm
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Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 5171130
Join Date: Jan 2006
Device: none
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Now, we need you to just slip into this jacket... no, that's alright, we'll be glad to lace it up for you from the back, here... attaboy... |
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#1458 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135239851
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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But why is the jacket lined with barbecue sauce? And it's very warm in here!
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#1459 |
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Scotland
Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW
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cooking nicely .......
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#1460 |
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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Karma: 20821184
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Scotland
Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW
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Not to worry (did I post that last comment)
...I'll set you free ....... ME to the rescue .... |
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#1461 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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You fiends - go roast the guilty penguin! He can't run very fast in that tight tuxedo!
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#1462 |
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Scotland
Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW
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I've placed a bucket of water next to the sink - you can have a quick cool down after we get the cover off....
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#1463 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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It's the penguin that is the water fowl!! Not me!
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#1464 |
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Scotland
Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW
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You complained you were getting warm, I was offering an opportunity to cool down .....
: sheesh : help a chicken out and they go and lay eggs all over the place ... !!!!! |
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#1465 |
High Priestess
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Montreuil sous bois, France
Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus
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#1466 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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Oh no - you won't pin those eggs on me! No sir! I have an alibi!
It was the penguin WOT done it! |
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#1467 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Yes... ve must examine zis double-psychosis with penguins, and being eaten. Now, just sit down here... next to the potatoes, ja, that's right...
hmm... vere did zose potatoes come from?... |
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#1468 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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[chicken crawls off to one side as Mr. Jordan contemplates the foreign spuds.
Now...just where is that penguin when you need one!! Hmmm...maybe I can just borrow his crowbar ... and start a new murder mystery!} |
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Bah, humbug!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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obviously the barbecue sauce lining the jacket was slippery enough to allow the chicken to slide out and reach the keyboard ... leaving feathery smears all over the keys! [heading off to shower now - COLD water only thank you very much] |
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