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Old 05-05-2010, 09:15 PM   #271
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After all I did to encourage sales of Zany Carter in my stories. (and for free!)
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Adrian, would you be kind enough to remind Marc I did not shoot him in the backside....
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[Adrian clips Marc over the back of the head, naturally underestimating his own strength and thus causing Marc's rapid defenestration. A rustling, groaned, whiny muttering is heard from the hedgerow...]

...I hate it when he's just watched a sleepless 72hour NCIS marathon...oww...
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Old 05-06-2010, 02:51 AM   #272
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All I can say about this thread thus far is...

Wow... just WOW!!!

Don't you people have anything better to do?

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.... erm ....... nope.... (it's cold and raining outside, what else is there?)


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I would never post on MR while I was at work... well except for this post of course.

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erm.... where were you when a certain stiff was being laid out?
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Old 05-06-2010, 03:22 AM   #273
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Similar to the case on the Orient Express?

We'll have to wait for the Coroner's report on how many dents are in the skull. How many moderators are there again?
Hmm, wouldn't there be only one? As one would poison him, another one would stab him, a third would scratch his eyes out, a fourth would crack his skull open, etc...

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how, in the name of all the Ducks flying around MobileRead, did you get to Lobster's office without crashing the borrowed car? And why did you took the crowbar out and left it with pshrynk('s corpse)?
Good question... I don't trust that Zelda P.

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...beginner's luck ?
There's no such thing!

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Hmm, I would never post on MR when at home, I have other things to do there!
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Old 05-06-2010, 07:17 AM   #274
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All right folks - enough of this jibber jabber. It's become painfully obvious what's going on here.

This thread is a cheap rip-off, errr reverent homage, of The Maltese Falcon. Instead of the priceless black bird, we have a tatty dead parrot that is apparently changing color as he decomposes. [Can't you at least put him in a Zip-Loc bag?]


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So ... we should focus on the dame who appeared in the office of our fearless detective. She's clearly a bad 'un! And will bring nothing but trouble and sleepless nights to Rock Lobster.

Rock Lobster indeed! More like Lobster Mayonnaise, with a side of sensuous escargot sizzling in melted garlic butter!!

[Give me one of the readers now or I'm adding recluse to the story line as the Sidney Greenstreet character!]


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Can people please stop mentioning the length of the table and the idiosyncratic moebiustic architectural feats of Montsnmags Enterprises? Infinite supply is absolute hell on profit margins, and I have enough trouble collecting from my tenants as it is (even without that mongrel Red -"little bastard shot me in the ass").

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so wait, you're saying there *is* such a thing as bad publicity ?

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Hmm, wouldn't there be only one? As one would poison him, another one would stab him, a third would scratch his eyes out, a fourth would crack his skull open, etc...
what version of Murder on the Orient Express have *you* been reading ??

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Hmm, I would never post on MR when at home, I have other things to do there!
your boss must love you !
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Old 05-06-2010, 07:41 AM   #275
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what version of Murder on the Orient Express have *you* been reading ??
None? But I once saw a movie that was based on it, and I seem to remember everybody killed the person, but all with different means... Naturally, as I have a terrible memory regarding movies, I could be completely wrong...
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Old 05-06-2010, 07:52 AM   #276
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they all did it ? wasn't that Spartacus?
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Old 05-06-2010, 07:57 AM   #277
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So, an act of freedom or what?
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Old 05-06-2010, 07:59 AM   #278
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freedom to cause harm to our harmless pshrynk !
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Old 05-06-2010, 08:30 AM   #279
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so wait, you're saying there *is* such a thing as bad publicity ?
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Absolutely. There's nothing worse than an informed and unrestrained public able to see how they're being screwed. Who wants a world where an informed market determines the price of goods through legitimate and educated demand. No, as Montsnmags Enterprises Small Business Consultants always recommend (aside from "You want to work in this town, you pay us, for...protection"), "The key to success in three words: Dissemble, Restrict, Manipulate"

[Montsnmags Enterprises in no way endorses any illegal activity, including but not limited to global monopolistic standover methods, consumption of psychotropic beverages, nor the inappropriate use of bars of any avian variety, unless at all times accompanied by an enormously funded hoard of undead legal advisors]
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Old 05-06-2010, 08:53 AM   #280
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Rock Lobster indeed! More like Lobster Mayonnaise, with a side of sensuous escargot sizzling in melted garlic butter!!
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:08 AM   #281
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Only one installation today?? How am I going to get through my afternoon without another chapter to read in between following the election coverage (very boring right now, given polling doesn't close for another 8 hours )
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:12 AM   #282
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None? But I once saw a movie that was based on it, and I seem to remember everybody killed the person, but all with different means... Naturally, as I have a terrible memory regarding movies, I could be completely wrong...
new game : guess which movie sweetpea is confusing with Murder on the Orient Express.

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Absolutely. There's nothing worse than an informed and unrestrained public able to see how they're being screwed. Who wants a world where an informed market determines the price of goods through legitimate and educated demand. No, as Montsnmags Enterprises Small Business Consultants always recommend (aside from "You want to work in this town, you pay us, for...protection"), "The key to success in three words: Dissemble, Restrict, Manipulate"

[Montsnmags Enterprises in no way endorses any illegal activity, including but not limited to global monopolistic standover methods, consumption of psychotropic beverages, nor the inappropriate use of bars of any avian variety, unless at all times accompanied by an enormously funded hoard of undead legal advisors]
ha okay, well thanks for clearing that up !

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Only one installation today?? How am I going to get through my afternoon without another chapter to read in between following the election coverage (very boring right now, given polling doesn't close for another 8 hours )
we thought we should leave you a bit of free time to work on your theories as well.
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:13 AM   #283
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It was the fleeing penguin wot done it!!

Errr.... just how many penguins live here anyhow?
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"edited by pshrynk" ?

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Old 05-06-2010, 09:22 AM   #285
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