Silliness technical difficulties - Page 13

desertgrandma · 07-23-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Ah, good! the android is here! Hold this cat down while we get the tail appendage out of the packing. Mind the claws.

mmrrrooowww.........spit........fffft! (And the cat goes running down the hallway.......no one can hang on to the cat..NO ONE!)

GeoffC · 07-23-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Can I help?

serpently you can, press down the red button whilst holding onto the collar. i'll go around the other side - and watch...

pshrynk · 07-23-2008, 12:43 PM

waitaminute! test subject ge420 keeps attempting to escape! resistance is futile. you will be acutelated!

DixieGal · 07-23-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

serpently you can, press down the red button whilst holding onto the collar. i'll go around the other side - and watch...

Am I doing this right? I seem to have pushed the waste removal button. This can't be right.

GeoffC · 07-23-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Am I doing this right? I seem to have pushed the waste removal button. This can't be right.

no no no lassie, I said the Red button, not the Crimson one...tsch...

GeoffC · 07-23-2008, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

waitaminute! test subject ge420 keeps attempting to escape! resistance is futile. you will be acutelated!

it's OK, the robot has it cornered in the corner...

DixieGal · 07-23-2008, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

no no no lassie, I said the Red button, not the Crimson one...tsch...

It seems to have some sort of waste valve hookup, like on campers. Maybe there's a hose or something to attach somewhere. OH! The crimson button! But what does the red button do?

GeoffC · 07-23-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

It seems to have some sort of waste valve hookup, like on campers. Maybe there's a hose or something to attach somewhere. OH! The crimson button! But what does the red button do?

you have the hose kinked.
the Red button - better not ask - if you press that one we'll have to charge extra for the cleaning bill...

LazyScot · 07-23-2008, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

the Red button - better not ask - if you press that one we'll have to charge extra for the cleaning bill...

Ah. Since this looks like the Mad Scientists' Torture Lair add-on to the Delux Evil Underground World Domination complex, I believe it is safe to hazard a guess that it is the "Totally Pointless Self Destruct Button (tm)".

<pause>

No Igors, carry on your excellent work. I'm just here from Quality Control to check up that you are following established procedures. ISO 9001 and all that; I'm sure you understand.

<pause>

No need to look suspicious; you can tell I'm evil as:

I speak with an english accent (well it sounds english to you...)
I look like an unkempt pile of bed clothes with a passing resemblence to Charles Laughton and not an attractive member of the human species
I am carrying a copy of the script of Hellzapoppin' under something that appears to be my arm
Every time the cat glances at me I say "violin string"

<produces clipboard from, well better not to think about it but the eyes of someone in the room just watered>

Now (violin string), I just have a few questions....

LazyScot · 07-23-2008, 05:47 PM

Apologies for that; someone rang up asking for "Mrs Jones". No idea what that was about. Now where was I. Oh yes.

First off I need to see you various certificates and professional memberships. Lets start of with the mandatory ones.

Your <voilin string>Professional Licence for Anatomical Naughtinesses
The certificate of completion of the course on <voilin string>Feline Object Reprogramming
and <voilin string>Feline Resurrection, Embalming, Exhumation, Docking, Overhauling, and Omininous Mutilation
and finally your professonal membership card for the association of<voilin string>Torturers, Opinion-polsters, Nut-cases, Igors, Gun-runners, and History Teachers

Hmm. Oh. If you could you wipe off whatever those bits cat effluent off them, that would be most appreciated.

...

desertgrandma · 07-23-2008, 06:06 PM

MEEEEOOORRRRWWWW..........PFFFFFFFT........SPIT SPIT SPIT.........

NO YOU IDIOTS, NOT THERE ..........GET YOUR HANDS..........OOF..........................SPIT SPIT.......PFFFFFFFT.........NOW THAT WASN'T FUNNY!............NOBODY TOUCHES ME THERE...............MEEORROW...................... .LET GO OF MY TAIL IT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY.........ROOOWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR...

LazyScot · 07-23-2008, 06:10 PM

Hmm. ahhh. Oh.

Well, how can I put this. An expired Walmart Credit Card, a business card for the head of high volume sales from some company called Tunnock's, a World Wildlife Fund membership card and some kind of music club are not quite what I was after.

Oh, I'm sure you can keep your jobs. This is just paperwork after all.

No, you'll definitely still have the priviledged job titles of Igor and Igor-in-Chief.

Well, if you could just run along and fill these forms in, that would be most helpful.

What? Oh I can look after the cat whilst you're gone -- it shouldn't take you more than a couple of days to fill those forms in.

Violin String! zzzZZAAAPPP! mrrowwwwww! fffttt. grww ffttt. hzzz Bang

See, I'm a natural. You wouldn't happen to have some catnip, a high pressure hose and a centrifuge, would you? Well I'm sure I can make do.

desertgrandma · 07-23-2008, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Apologies for that; someone rang up asking for "Mrs Jones". No idea what that was about. Now where was I. Oh yes.

First off I need to see you various certificates and professional memberships. Lets start of with the mandatory ones.

Your <voilin string>Professional Licence for Anatomical Naughtinesses
The certificate of completion of the course on <voilin string>Feline Object Reprogramming
and <voilin string>Feline Resurrection, Embalming, Exhumation, Docking, Overhauling, and Omininous Mutilation
and finally your professonal membership card for the association of<voilin string>Torturers, Opinion-polsters, Nut-cases, Igors, Gun-runners, and History Teachers

Hmm. Oh. If you could you wipe off whatever those bits cat effluent off them, that would be most appreciated.

...

The cat has your forms and certificates right here..........

desertgrandma · 07-23-2008, 06:18 PM

"See, I'm a natural. You wouldn't happen to have some catnip, a high pressure hose and a centrifuge, would you? Well I'm sure I can make do.[/QUOTE]"

I don't know what you think you are going to do with that high pressure hose, Mr. Scot,

but if I were you I'd think again.

LazyScot · 07-23-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I don't know what you think you are going to do with that high pressure hose, Mr. Scot,

but if I were you I'd think again.

<peers out the door>

Achh Haud yer Wheesht. The Igors have gone; great. Dinnae fasch yerself -- after all, I didn't ask for a hoover. Anyhow, quickly connect that hose to the waste value hook-up, and then come help me attach this Acme 10-second delay button press secret agent tie-pin to the red button.

Great. I'll just check the coast is clear. Good now press the crimson button
zZZaBangMrrrow Ftsss.

Oh sorry, I forgot. Here, let me help you take those electrodes off, and connected them to the high pressure pump. Okay.

Coast still clear? Right press the crimson button, and trigger the acme delay.

<fx: Whirrr. Rumble, Bang. Unflushing of toilets. dangerous smells. Extreme rumblings...>

Right, in the best Doctor Who traditions, RUNNNNN!

07-23-2008, 05:47 PM	#190
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Apologies for that; someone rang up asking for "Mrs Jones". No idea what that was about. Now where was I. Oh yes. First off I need to see you various certificates and professional memberships. Lets start of with the mandatory ones. Your <voilin string>Professional Licence for Anatomical Naughtinesses The certificate of completion of the course on <voilin string>Feline Object Reprogramming and <voilin string>Feline Resurrection, Embalming, Exhumation, Docking, Overhauling, and Omininous Mutilation and finally your professonal membership card for the association of<voilin string>Torturers, Opinion-polsters, Nut-cases, Igors, Gun-runners, and History Teachers Hmm. Oh. If you could you wipe off whatever those bits cat effluent off them, that would be most appreciated. ...

07-23-2008, 06:06 PM	#191
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	WOOOP WHOOOP! MEEEEOOORRRRWWWW..........PFFFFFFFT........SPIT SPIT SPIT......... NO YOU IDIOTS, NOT THERE ..........GET YOUR HANDS..........OOF..........................SPIT SPIT.......PFFFFFFFT.........NOW THAT WASN'T FUNNY!............NOBODY TOUCHES ME THERE...............MEEORROW...................... .LET GO OF MY TAIL IT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY.........ROOOWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR...

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07-23-2008, 12:43 PM	#183
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	waitaminute! test subject ge420 keeps attempting to escape! resistance is futile. you will be acutelated!

07-23-2008, 06:10 PM	#192
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Hmm. ahhh. Oh. Well, how can I put this. An expired Walmart Credit Card, a business card for the head of high volume sales from some company called Tunnock's, a World Wildlife Fund membership card and some kind of music club are not quite what I was after. Oh, I'm sure you can keep your jobs. This is just paperwork after all. No, you'll definitely still have the priviledged job titles of Igor and Igor-in-Chief. Well, if you could just run along and fill these forms in, that would be most helpful. What? Oh I can look after the cat whilst you're gone -- it shouldn't take you more than a couple of days to fill those forms in. Violin String! zzzZZAAAPPP! mrrowwwwww! fffttt. grww ffttt. hzzz Bang See, I'm a natural. You wouldn't happen to have some catnip, a high pressure hose and a centrifuge, would you? Well I'm sure I can make do.

07-23-2008, 06:18 PM	#194
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	"See, I'm a natural. You wouldn't happen to have some catnip, a high pressure hose and a centrifuge, would you? Well I'm sure I can make do.[/QUOTE]" I don't know what you think you are going to do with that high pressure hose, Mr. Scot, but if I were you I'd think again.

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