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Old 11-06-2008, 08:08 AM   #751
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Breed? Breed? What breed are you?? I'm a dog. Just get a dog. And stay away from those feline things. (wish granted)

What time is it?
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:20 AM   #752
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Breed? Breed? What breed are you?? I'm a dog. Just get a dog. And stay away from those feline things. (wish granted)

What time is it?
Granted, it's time for Zany Carters Patricia all around!

I wish my to-read list wouldn't grow so alarmingly fast!
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:25 AM   #753
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Granted. An enormous clock is placed in orbit so that you may always tell the time. Unfortunately it's 6 minutes slow, which means you're late.

I wish prop 8 hadn't passed... err, on second though I better not.

I wish a million dollars to rain down around, BUT NOT ON, my house.
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:47 AM   #754
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I wish a million dollars to rain down around, BUT NOT ON, my house.
Granted. One million dollars is raining down. You happen to be outside for a walk. It is raining down on your head. It is all arriving in a very short time period. It is taking the form of dimes... Doesn't you health insurance have an "act of Genie" exclusion clause?

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Old 11-06-2008, 08:54 AM   #755
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Granted. One million dollars is raining down. You happen to be outside for a walk. It is raining down on your head. It is all arriving in a very short time period. It is taking the form of dimes... Doesn't you health insurance have an "act of Genie" exclusion clause?

I wish I could resist the items in Beyond Words latest newletter.
Granted, you manage to resist THAT offer, only to go ape and buy everything else they have.

I still wish my to-read list wasn't growing as fast as it does.
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Old 11-06-2008, 09:08 AM   #756
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I still wish my to-read list wasn't growing as fast as it does.
Granted. It's now growing 10 times as fast, until shortly it resembles a list of every book ever written, you can't remember why you wanted read half of them, but still feel strangely compelled to read each and every single one of them.

I wish I had some nice vanilla ice cream to eat right now.
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Old 11-06-2008, 09:30 AM   #757
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Granted. It's now growing 10 times as fast, until shortly it resembles a list of every book ever written, you can't remember why you wanted read half of them, but still feel strangely compelled to read each and every single one of them.

I wish I had some nice vanilla ice cream to eat right now.
Granted. However, it is sooo nice and very polite that instead of eating it, you invite it over for afternoon tea, finding out to your horror, exactly what hot tea does to even the nicest of vanilla ice creams.

I wish ****Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! **** or something like that.
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Old 11-06-2008, 09:57 AM   #758
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I wish ****Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! Dr Who! **** or something like that.
Granted. There have been (to date) 18 incarnations of the Doctor, and they are all in your office right now, trying to talk over each other to convince you that they are the only incarnation that matters. And that annoying robot dog just piddled motor oil on your carpet.

Or something like that.

I wish Michael Crichton was not dead.
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:12 AM   #759
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Granted. There have been (to date) 18 incarnations of the Doctor, and they are all in your office right now, trying to talk over each other to convince you that they are the only incarnation that matters. And that annoying robot dog just piddled motor oil on your carpet.
What? No Dr Donna included in his room. You missed a trick there, methinks.

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I wish Michael Crichton was not dead.
Granted. However, this genie is currently channelling Stephen King (not that he has read any...). However, Michael Crichton is completely paralysed and is exhibiting no signs of life whatsoever, despite being completely conscious. And he is still being buried. And this genie now feels really awful.

I wish I could get the idea of Doctor Donna as the next incarnation of Dr Who out of my head.
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What? No Dr Donna included in his room. You missed a trick there, methinks.



Granted. However, this genie is currently channelling Stephen King (not that he has read any...). However, Michael Crichton is completely paralysed and is exhibiting no signs of life whatsoever, despite being completely conscious. And he is still being buried. And this genie now feels really awful.

I wish I could get the idea of Doctor Donna as the next incarnation of Dr Who out of my head.
Granted, instead your head is filled with the idea of Sylvester Stallones mother as the next incarnation of Dr Who and you really wish you were back to Dr Donna

I wish I could make my puppy understand that nibbling on my toes while I am sleeping is a bad idea
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What? No Dr Donna included in his room. You missed a trick there, methinks.
I remember all the talk about the possibility of a female Doctor, a few years ago. I don't think Donna could have handled it well (as her experience suggested). On the other hand... her exposure to the Doctor's hand could suggest that a new incarnation could somehow borrow from her physiology, and a reincarnated Doctor would still be a Time Lord, but look like Donna...

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Naaahh!
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Granted, instead your head is filled with the idea of Sylvester Stallones mother as the next incarnation of Dr Who and you really wish you were back to Dr Donna

I wish I could make my puppy understand that nibbling on my toes while I am sleeping is a bad idea
Granted. It just bit off a whole toe and swallowed it in one big gulp.


I wish you had 5 more puppies today.
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I remember all the talk about the possibility of a female Doctor, a few years ago. I don't think Donna could have handled it well (as her experience suggested). On the other hand... her exposure to the Doctor's hand could suggest that a new incarnation could somehow borrow from her physiology, and a reincarnated Doctor would still be a Time Lord, but look like Donna...

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Naaahh!


I wish Sarah Jane Smith's show was cancelled.
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Shouldn't that count be nine?

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No problem. (Don't even want to corrupt that one... but if I must...) Uh, K9 just lost the best gig he ever had, and by tomorrow will be a bumper on a Smart car.

I wish someone would buy my motorcycle for the price I asked.
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I wish someone would buy my motorcycle for the price I asked.
Granted. Unfortunately their cheque bounces/the notes are false, the person is a wanted criminal and the FBI/CIA/TLA coming banging on your door at all hours.

I wish I could get the thought of sentient ice cream out of my head.
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