Corrupt-a-Wish

[Taylor514ce]

Granted: you're a slide rule.

I wish I didn't kill Slite quite so many times.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I wish I didn't kill Slite quite so many times.

Granted. Like Captain Scarlet, Slite has recovered from every single kill-attempt, and is still more animated than you.

I wish our wish-corrupting genie looked like this one.

[badgoodDeb]

Granted. Now your jokes don't kill ANYone, including Slite. Nobody laughs at all. Which is bad news, since as a comedian, your jokes are your livelihood.

I wish I could tell jokes so that SOMEbody laughs. I'm bad at them.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Granted. Now your jokes don't kill ANYone, including Slite. Nobody laughs at all. Which is bad news, since as a comedian, your jokes are your livelihood.

I wish I could tell jokes so that SOMEbody laughs. I'm bad at them.

Granted, someone laughs at your jokes, but that person lives on the other side of the globe and has no idea why he is laughing, or at what.

I wish the day had more hours than 24

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish the day had more hours than 24

Granted. Unfortunately, you consistently sleep through all but 10 of them, leaving you just enough time to go to work, come back and crash.

I wish we hadn't done that gag already.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. Unfortunately, you consistently sleep through all but 10 of them, leaving you just enough time to go to work, come back and crash.

I wish we hadn't done that gag already.

Granted, You forget that we have done that gag already, over and over again.

I wish I wasn't so darn tired.

[Cookie Monster]

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I wasn't so darn tired.

Granted but now you're wide awake trying to escape the pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels who are out for your blood.

I wish Glenn Stevens and the Reserve Bank of Australia had increased interest rates by 1% rather than cut them by that much.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

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I wish Glenn Stevens and the Reserve Bank of Australia had increased interest rates by 1% rather than cut them by that much.

Granted but the banks pass the increase on to their borrowers and not their investors (because Mister Moneybags, CEO of Westwealth Bank of Straya wants to buy himself a new luxury yacht, to console himself in these difficult economic times).

I wish that by "Cash" my incompetent, moronic and arrogant superannuation fund meant they'd invest it in literal "cash" rather than piss it up against the wall paying for board members' new yachts.

[Cookie Monster]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I wish that by "Cash" my incompetent, moronic and arrogant superannuation fund meant they'd invest it in literal "cash" rather than piss it up against the wall paying for board members' new yachts.

Granted but they bought a combination of Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers and subprime bonds in general.

I wish the HIA, REIA and the real of the real estate industry would tell the truth that low housing affordability means house prices are too high and will only be solved by them falling.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

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I wish the HIA, REIA and the real of the real estate industry would tell the truth that low housing affordability means house prices are too high and will only be solved by them falling.

Granted: the HIA, REIA and the rest of the real estate industry tell the truth; nothing changes, except that the HIA, REIA and the rest of the industry now blatantly cackle evilly during every news sound-bite they are given.

I wish the news media understood that "news gathering" and "journalistic ethics" meant more than reading word-for-word the latest Press Release some corporation or industry group had sent out.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Granted: the HIA, REIA and the rest of the real estate industry tell the truth; nothing changes, except that the HIA, REIA and the rest of the industry now blatantly cackle evilly during every news sound-bite they are given.

I wish the news media understood that "news gathering" and "journalistic ethics" meant more than reading word-for-word the latest Press Release some corporation or industry group had sent out.

Granted, but by combining the words "journalist" and "ethics" you managed to create a rift in the space-time continum that release a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels. And they are not happy with the situation!

I wish I could get a free lifetime, no costs involved, account at fictionwise!

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, but by combining the words "journalist" and "ethics" you managed to create a rift in the space-time continum that release a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels. And they are not happy with the situation!

Yeah, that tends to happen a lot 'round here. I think it's the serious amount of silliness [rrrrriiiiiIIIIIIIPPPP!]

I wish I could get a free lifetime, no costs involved, account at fictionwise!

Granted: you get one free lifetime, and one account at fictionwise.

I wish I could dance.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Yeah, that tends to happen a lot 'round here. I think it's the serious amount of silliness [rrrrriiiiiIIIIIIIPPPP!]



Granted: you get one free lifetime, and one account at fictionwise.

I wish I could dance.

Granted, you can dance, to bad noone else is interested when you slide out on the the dancefloor to the scream of "Everybody POLKA!"

I wish i owned a mobipocket formated copy (Non-drmed) of every book ever writen

[Cookie Monster]

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish i owned a mobipocket formated copy (Non-drmed) of every book ever writen

Granted but everytime you try and get out your reader you discover it's been stolen by the invisible pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels who live in your attic.

I wish my parents' bank account at the Royal Bank of Scotland was safe.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Granted but everytime you try and get out your reader you discover it's been stolen by the invisible pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels who live in your attic.

I wish my parents' bank account at the Royal Bank of Scotland was safe.

Granted, it's safe, now good luck trying to get any funds out of it!

I wish the darn squirrels would get their own e-reader and leave mine alone!