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Old 02-10-2009, 06:38 PM   #1591
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Just as an aside, I think you've been missing out..........
Maybe ... maybe not. Could be I'm waiting for them to invent a man with a back-lit penis that I can read text off of without eyestrain.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:39 PM   #1592
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Ya din't seem ME there, now didja???
And I'm certainly not entering.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:40 PM   #1593
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Maybe ... maybe not. Could be I'm waiting for them to invent a man with a back-lit penis that I can read text off of without eyestrain.

WOOT WOOT!!

I think I just wet myself a little................

NOT THAT WAY!!!
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:45 PM   #1594
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I'm assuming that you haven't entered the win-a-Kindle competition, then, pilotbob?

(Mind you, I'm surprised at some of the entrants, given certain previous posts expressing a lack of enthusiasm.)
Actually, I was being factious rant. I like the Kindle 2.

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Old 02-10-2009, 06:46 PM   #1595
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:46 PM   #1596
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Maybe ... maybe not. Could be I'm waiting for them to invent a man with a back-lit penis that I can read text off of without eyestrain.
You can't back light a penis. They are [mostly] opaque. But, they make many good clip on penis lights. You can order them at Adultazon.

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Old 02-10-2009, 06:47 PM   #1597
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Back lit... um...



hee hee hee



Almost as funny as "Hello Kitty" condoms.

I don't think the Muffin Man would appreciate the joke about the clip-on light, somehow....
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:52 PM   #1598
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You can't back light a penis. They are [mostly] opaque. But, they make many good clip on penis lights. You can order them at Adultazon.

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I just ruptured my spleen.......
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:53 PM   #1599
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Back lit... um...



hee hee hee



Almost as funny as "Hello Kitty" condoms.

I don't think the Muffin Man would appreciate the joke about the clip-on light, somehow....
i'm still surprised it was made by a male penguin.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:59 PM   #1600
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Maybe ... maybe not. Could be I'm waiting for them to invent a man with a back-lit penis that I can read text off of without eyestrain.
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You can't back light a penis. They are [mostly] opaque. But, they make many good clip on penis lights. You can order them at Adultazon.

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Errr, waiter !!! We need another spleen over here please. KThxBye
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:28 PM   #1601
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:20 PM   #1602
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Old 02-11-2009, 03:56 AM   #1603
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THE KINDLE 2 SUCKS...
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Tee hee. Subtle, pilotbob, subtle.

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Maybe ... maybe not. Could be I'm waiting for them to invent a man with a back-lit penis that I can read text off of without eyestrain.


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You can't back light a penis. They are [mostly] opaque.
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Drape it across a couple of Hella's strongest spotties and...and then again, maybe, no.

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Old 02-11-2009, 05:34 AM   #1604
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