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crich70 · 12-24-2019, 09:44 PM

Did you hear the one about the electric company that decided to go back to fuel oil as a power source? When asked why his company was taking this action the C.E.O. replied that there's no fuel like an oil fuel.

drjd · 12-25-2019, 08:30 AM

"What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?"
"Rude-olph."

"What street in France do reindeer live on?"
"Rue Dolph."

"How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?"
"Nothing, it’s on the house!"

"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?"
"Looks like rein, deer!"

"Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?"
"He’s on a non-deery diet."

"What kind of money do reindeer use?"
"Bucks!"

drjd · 12-26-2019, 06:23 AM

Q: What Do Tree's Drink?

A: Root beer.

crich70 · 12-27-2019, 08:32 PM

John thought coconut body wash was a fine idea til he noticed how many squirrels were following him around. lol.

drjd · 12-28-2019, 08:12 AM

Actual Notes From Doctors' Patient Charts...

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

crich70 · 12-28-2019, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by drjd

Actual Notes From Doctors' Patient Charts...

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

drjd · 12-29-2019, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

Actual Notes From Doctors' Patient Charts...

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Apologies, 5WW! It was unintentional, though.

drjd · 12-29-2019, 08:26 AM

Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of attacking an electronic device to get it to work again.

drjd · 12-29-2019, 08:28 AM

Body Nazis: Hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively.

drjd · 12-30-2019, 06:02 AM

Mouse Potato: The online, wired generation's answer to the Couch Potato.

crich70 · 12-30-2019, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

Mouse Potato: The online, wired generation's answer to the Couch Potato.

A chip off the old spud.

BookCat · 12-30-2019, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by crich70

A chip off the old spud.

Into the frying pan from out of the mud.

5thWiggleWife · 12-30-2019, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

Apologies, 5WW! It was unintentional, though.

Ha! I thought I detected a slight resemblance.

drjd · 12-31-2019, 01:37 PM

Scientists have failed to get pandas to eat synthetic food, because they are hard to bamboozle.

cromag · 01-01-2020, 02:05 AM

For the next 12 months I'll be looking back with 2020 hindsight.

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12-24-2019, 09:44 PM	#10771
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,310 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	Did you hear the one about the electric company that decided to go back to fuel oil as a power source? When asked why his company was taking this action the C.E.O. replied that there's no fuel like an oil fuel.

12-25-2019, 08:30 AM	#10772
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	"What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?" "Rude-olph." "What street in France do reindeer live on?" "Rue Dolph." "How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?" "Nothing, it’s on the house!" "What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?" "Looks like rein, deer!" "Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?" "He’s on a non-deery diet." "What kind of money do reindeer use?" "Bucks!"

12-26-2019, 06:23 AM	#10773
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Q: What Do Tree's Drink? A: Root beer.

12-27-2019, 08:32 PM	#10774
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,310 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	John thought coconut body wash was a fine idea til he noticed how many squirrels were following him around. lol.

12-28-2019, 08:12 AM	#10775
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Actual Notes From Doctors' Patient Charts... Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

12-29-2019, 08:26 AM	#10778
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of attacking an electronic device to get it to work again.

12-29-2019, 08:28 AM	#10779
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Body Nazis: Hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively.

12-30-2019, 06:02 AM	#10780
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Mouse Potato: The online, wired generation's answer to the Couch Potato.

12-31-2019, 01:37 PM	#10784
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Scientists have failed to get pandas to eat synthetic food, because they are hard to bamboozle.

01-01-2020, 02:05 AM	#10785
cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 26,563 Karma: 459765791 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	For the next 12 months I'll be looking back with 2020 hindsight.