Unutterably Silly Class Action Lawsuit against MR

[RWood]

Originally Posted by RWood

I have sent you a PM with the details and address.

Sorry, no bank shares or even old Enron wallpapers.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by RWood

Sorry, no bank shares or even old Enron wallpapers.

I have some [scratches] belly button lint, and this thing I found in the garden, under the dead palm, which is either some mysterious key that will open a portal to the black horror between the stars, or something off an old children's toy (maybe a Tonka truck). I've put them both in the post, with a postage-paid, self-addressed freezer bag which I've cleaned most of the chicken-goo out of.

Please make the cheque out to "Chumley Humbert Mumblebottom-Smythe".

Yours faithfully,
Bertram Henbury Gibbonton-Farquhar (Chief Accountant of the above entity)

[RWood]

Originally Posted by RWood

I have sent you a PM with the details and address.

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I have some [scratches] belly button lint, and this thing I found in the garden, under the dead palm, which is either some mysterious key that will open a portal to the black horror between the stars, or something off an old children's toy (maybe a Tonka truck). I've put them both in the post, with a postage-paid, self-addressed freezer bag which I've cleaned most of the chicken-goo out of.

Please make the cheque out to "Chumley Humbert Mumblebottom-Smythe".

Yours faithfully,
Bertram Henbury Gibbonton-Farquhar (Chief Accountant of the above entity)

Your settlement has been processed and should arrive shortly. You are reminded of the terms of the settlement that forbid the resale of your award(s) through eBay or other like auction houses without the prior consent of the belly-button lint and VR's pet human. If these terms are not met then you must read the "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread 12 times fast while fasting in a speeding automobile or light truck. (No SUVs permitted.)

Additional terms and conditions may apply.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by RWood

Your settlement has been processed and should arrive shortly.

Sweet, dude! (Whoa! Like, this laptop's like been totally infected by the most excellent Bill & Ted virus - I'll just get it immunised with a shot of Sense & Sensibility. Ahh, that's better, my dear. Please, kind sir, do continue.

You are reminded of the terms of the settlement that forbid the resale of your award(s) through eBay or other like auction houses without the prior consent of the belly-button lint

Check! (The belly button lint gave me Power of Attorney before leaving on his remarkable adventure par avion)

and VR's pet human.

Check! (VR managed to convincingly forge said pet human's signature giving everyone in the ministry Power of Attorney over his affairs. Good puppy dog. Good!)

If these terms are not met then you must read the "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread 12 times fast while fasting in a speeding automobile or light truck.

Check! (That's how I always read MR)

(No SUVs permitted.)

Check! (Based on a technicality - down here, we call my vehicle's type a "4WD").

Additional terms and conditions may apply.

If I send you one of my new shoulder-mounted squirrel-launchers, can I be exempt from the additions?

Cheers,
Marc

[RWood]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

If I send you one of my new shoulder-mounted squirrel-launchers, can I be exempt from the additions?

Cheers,
Marc

As long as the launcher lands here before the squirrels land there then you will be exempt from the additions. You are on your own with the subtractions.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by RWood

As long as the launcher lands here before the squirrels land there then you will be exempt from the additions. You are on your own with the subtractions.

~sigh~ "Subtractions". I don't get it. No matter what I do, whenever I try to calculate a subtraction I get a "Divide by zero error!!!". Surely that's not possible, right? I mean, I like maths, and was pretty okay at maths, and I'm pretty sure that by definition you can't end up dividing by zero when doing a subtraction.

I must be standing too close to a singularity again. Damn things are so small I can never find them - I'll just look behind the sofa.....WOAAAAHHHHhhhhhhh.....

[Message interrupted: Divide by zero error!!!]

[pshrynk]

dang. Now Marc's been pulled into a singularity.

Again.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

dang. Now Marc's been pulled into a singularity.

Again.

*sigh* I hate when that happens, it's such a pain in the keister everytime....

[nekokami]

Would it help if we throw a plurality at him?

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by nekokami

Would it help if we throw a plurality at him?

Dunno.

>> Walks over to singularity and yells down: "Hey Marc! 43% of Mobile Read readers think you talk a lot! The next closest vote was 30% for the Blue One Next to the Fish."<<

Guess we gotta wait and see, eh?

[montsnmags]

I talk a lot (lot-lot-ot-ot-ot-t-t-t-t...)?

[NatCh]

I've always thought you were a singular person, Marc.

[nekokami]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Dunno.

>> Walks over to singularity and yells down: "Hey Marc! 43% of Mobile Read readers think you talk a lot! The next closest vote was 30% for the Blue One Next to the Fish."<<

Guess we gotta wait and see, eh?

Thanks, that was just what I meant, but I didn't have sufficient neurons today to come up with the actual plurality to throw at him.

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I talk a lot (lot-lot-ot-ot-ot-t-t-t-t...)?

You have such magnificent verbal imagination and skills!! That's what we meant.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

You have such magnificent verbal imagination and skills!! That's what we meant.

I believe someone once referred to our Queen Zee (or Queen Zee once referred to someone) as being "remarkably loquacious". See, it's things like that and yours above that can be written on my headstone. Please promise you won't let pshrynk take that responsibility, lest he write "Marc - He talked a lot".

Right, now isn't there supposed to be some kind of "white hole" thing in this here singularity. Ahh, there it is - odd, it's in front of the couch. I just press it, don't I? [click!] hhhhhhhHHHHAAAAOW...and, we're back(wards), and bigger than Susej.

Cheers,
craM