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Old 05-06-2008, 02:31 PM   #31
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Wait, isn't that redundant?
Or any oxymoron or something like that. You know, like jumbo shrimp, military intelligence, Lord of All Evil Attorney-at-Law.
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Old 05-06-2008, 02:43 PM   #32
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As a god existing out of time and space, the creator of your puny race, player with your dreams, devourer of souls, &tc., I am a very busy individual. Will have it known that I never passed the bar--I all ways stop and get a beer at least--but do indeed have minions upon minions. Some of them study law.
Some break legs and eat livers.

Choose ye this day which will visit you with paperwork (cease & desist writs, or paper serviettes, your choice).

Should you choose to end this destructive conflict of lawyers, click the little blue box....
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Old 05-06-2008, 02:48 PM   #33
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As a god existing out of time and space, the creator of your puny race, player with your dreams, devourer of souls, &tc., I am a very busy individual. Will have it known that I never passed the bar--I all ways stop and get a beer at least--but do indeed have minions upon minions. Some of them study law.
Some break legs and eat livers.

Choose ye this day which will visit you with paperwork (cease & desist writs, or paper serviettes, your choice).

Should you choose to end this destructive conflict of lawyers, click the little blue box....
Will that work any better than bell, book and candle?
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Old 05-06-2008, 03:07 PM   #34
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(Effusively sweating and prostrating) I clicked the little blue box, the shame, the shame.

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Old 05-06-2008, 03:30 PM   #35
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In a case decided last year -- VR (the old dog) may remember, Nate was too young then -- the court ruled that MR's filling your head too full of knowledge thus causing it to burst and make a mess of everything around it was worth only $1.98 in cleaning supplies.
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Old 05-06-2008, 04:18 PM   #36
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seriously, these forums (there are 2 or 3 that I visit regularly) DO devour some productive hours.
First thing I do in the morning: start computer
start mail program
start browser
browse forum 1
browse forum 2 in new tab while forum 1 loads
browse forum 3 in new tab while forum 1 and 2 load
read all kind of unutterably silly posts
get p-o'd customers on the phone because I read unutterably silly forum thread !

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!


Worst of all: my wife thinks I am too much into "computers" ... she's in bed while I'm writing this
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Old 05-06-2008, 04:52 PM   #37
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Worst of all: my wife thinks I am too much into "computers" ... she's in bed while I'm writing this
My wife thinks I use this site as a front to download porn.

Cthulhu, I'll see your Derleth & Partnes, Attorneys at Law, and raise you with my crack lawyers Dewey, Cheatam & Howe! Come and get it, Dark Lord!

Hey, lookit me! I ain't pressin' no buttons! Ha Ha!
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Old 05-06-2008, 05:08 PM   #38
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My wife thinks I use this site as a front to download porn.
Hehehe
Does she want you to show her what you downloaded too?

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Cthulhu, I'll see your Derleth & Partnes, Attorneys at Law, and raise you with my crack lawyers Dewey, Cheatam & Howe! Come and get it, Dark Lord!
Boy, this took me a while to figure out
Nice!!!
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Old 05-06-2008, 05:43 PM   #39
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Does she want you to show her what you downloaded too?

Boy, this took me a while to figure out
Nice!!!
Not bad. I'm sure I would never be able to figure out puns in German.
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Old 05-06-2008, 05:59 PM   #40
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I'm sure you know the commercial, must have been in the early 90s, when Honda or some other brand had a car for CDN$9,999. And their slogan was "Say nein nein nein nein to german cars and get a honda ".
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:04 PM   #41
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... Cthulhu, I'll see your Derleth & Partnes, Attorneys at Law, and raise you with my crack lawyers Dewey, Cheatam & Howe! Come and get it, Dark Lord! ...Ha Ha!
Hey, they are my lawyers too!
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Old 05-06-2008, 07:29 PM   #42
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Ahem.

Mr. Taylor, You, and your fellow litigants will be hearing from Derleth & Partnes, Attorneys at Law, regarding your libelous and insensitive remarks on Eldritch Horror.

Please note that the hosting hosts of aforementioned said Web-device will also be named as defendants, as they allow this forum to be used as a hostile cyberspace for creatures of unspeakable evil and slimfulness.

We will be in touch.
With our tentacles.
I didn't name names, pal, but if the spleen fits, wear it.
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:09 PM   #43
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Hey, they are my lawyers too!
My lawyers are FUBAR, LART and Teeth, Tourneys Out Law. They're quite competitive, and they clean up after themselves. They have a flat fee for permanent retainer, and they only collect when you're on your deathbed.

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Old 05-06-2008, 08:22 PM   #44
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Hey Marc, I thought you and your fellow aussielanders might be interested to know the name of our Libertarian party U.S. presidential candidate. http://www.rootforamerica.com/

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Hey Marc, I thought you and your fellow aussielanders might be interested to know the name of our Libertarian party U.S. presidential candidate. http://www.rootforamerica.com/

-MJ
I'm sorry, but I only root for myself, and I run for the oval office quite regularly.

Wayne will need to get in line (and, like most citizens before their government, bend over).

Cheers,
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