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Old 08-19-2010, 03:22 PM   #1
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Ebook article drinking game
From bookavore.tumblr.com, via Teleread, we now have the drinking game for reading all those articles about the impending death of print and doom for all civilization as we know it ebook effects on the publishing industries.

From the article:
  • “Will e-books wipe out/kill/decimate/pulverize/ HULKSMASH/angry verb real books?” — one drink
  • Every use of phrase “real book” — one drink
  • Expert you’ve never heard of before predicting percentages — one drink
  • Assertion that e-book prices are too high, and will lower soon — one drink
  • Assertion that e-book prices are too low, and will raise soon — one drink
  • Article uses vague Amazon press release stats misleadingly — one drink
  • The words “cuddle” or “snuggle” used to describe reading habits — two drinks
  • “smell of a real book” — clean out the liquor cabinet, drink until you pass out, wake up next morning, puke, then continue drinking
How many more can we come up with?
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Old 08-19-2010, 03:26 PM   #2
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Old 08-19-2010, 03:27 PM   #3
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Old 08-19-2010, 03:28 PM   #4
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iPad = kindle killer - 1 drink 2 drinks (Lady Fitzgerald's suggestion)
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Old 08-19-2010, 03:42 PM   #5
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Old 08-19-2010, 03:43 PM   #6
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That should count as two drinksh.
sounds good to me.
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Old 08-19-2010, 04:12 PM   #7
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Old 08-19-2010, 04:16 PM   #8
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only one drink for piracy ??? with the hemmoraghing lost sales that mean the End Of All Culture ?? i should think that deserves at least two drinks. possibly three.
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Old 08-19-2010, 04:30 PM   #9
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only one drink for piracy ??? with the hemmoraghing lost sales that mean the End Of All Culture ?? i should think that deserves at least two drinks. possibly three.
The article already includes a drink for DRM defense, and one for insisting ebook prices are too high. (And one for insisting they're too low.)

I was kinda thinking, one for piracy, one for "authors have the right to be paid," one for dollar values attached to piracy.

But since those are generally a package deal, I'm happy with "three for piracy."
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The article already includes a drink for DRM defense, and one for insisting ebook prices are too high. (And one for insisting they're too low.)

I was kinda thinking, one for piracy, one for "authors have the right to be paid," one for dollar values attached to piracy.

But since those are generally a package deal, I'm happy with "three for piracy."
it seems fair to me.
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