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The Inner Circle's Alternate Disclaimer

If this doesn't cover it, .....nothing will!

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to
real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as
directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a
motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to
CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for sorne viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional
listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If
condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest
if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate.
Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking
seal constitutes acceptance agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One
size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco
ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be
right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the
American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process
promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of
printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not
responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from
any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the
Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early
withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum
rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid
contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly
endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been
briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure
prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this
engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of
carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep
away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for
two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price
does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No
alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Content's under
pressure, Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First
pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification
purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
This supersedes all previous notices.

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Yeah, Right

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Tim Tam® is safe, you've been warned:

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OK I'm leaving this thread unless it gains popularity.

But not before saying: