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|  09-26-2015, 03:30 PM | #1 | 
| Wizard            Posts: 2,776 Karma: 30081762 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: US Device: ALL DEVICES ARE STOCK:  Kobo Clara, Tolino Shine 2, Sony PRS-T3, T1 | 
				
				Fictional characters you enjoy reading about but wouldn't want in your real life
			 
			
			I was thinking about this as I read one of the Inspector Montalbano mysteries by Andrea Camilleri (in the English translation).  Inspector Montalbano is impulsive, emotional, tends to overreact to small things, and lies to avoid confrontation.  He's funny to read about, but I wouldn't want to work with him!  His long-suffering Sergeant Fazio should have been promoted a long time ago. Jack Reacher in the books by Lee Child would be handy to have around if you needed help getting rid of some criminals, but he's pretty much the complete opposite of me and we would most likely hate each other. Of course he would move on within a few days anyway, hopefully before he killed me out of sheer aggravation..... What fictional characters would drive you crazy if they appeared in your real life? | 
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|  09-26-2015, 03:37 PM | #2 | 
| Wizard            Posts: 1,179 Karma: 11573197 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: London, UK Device: Voyage | |
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|  09-26-2015, 03:44 PM | #3 | 
| Not scared!            Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10 | 
			
			I always thought Sherlock Holmes would be a total pain in the a** to live with.
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|  09-26-2015, 03:47 PM | #4 | 
| A Hairy Wizard            Posts: 3,395 Karma: 20212733 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Charleston, SC today Device: iPhone 15/11/X/6/iPad 1,2,Air & Air Pro/Surface Pro/Kindle PW & Fire | Last edited by Turtle91; 09-27-2015 at 01:22 AM. | 
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|  09-26-2015, 03:57 PM | #5 | 
| Well trained by Cats            Posts: 31,249 Karma: 61360164 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Central Coast of California Device: Kobo Libra2,Kobo Aura2v1, K4NT(Fixed: New Bat.), Galaxy Tab A | 
			
			99.99% of them Who wants a psychopath, werewolf or zombie next door   | 
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|  09-26-2015, 04:04 PM | #6 | |
| Grand Sorcerer            Posts: 6,111 Karma: 34000001 Join Date: Mar 2008 Device: KPW1, KA1 | Quote: 
  Every possible clue has about 100 million possible deductions attached to it, but only he is able to unfailingly singles out the correct one, if need be by knowing some sort of extremely obscure fact that nobody else would ever know. See the parody "How Watson learned the trick", where he makes a few very valid deductions, but they all turn out to be wrong  (By the way: I always felt that Columbo, the detective played by Peter Falk, was decidedly Sherlockian... always catching people on some sort of weird, obscure clue.) | |
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|  09-26-2015, 04:43 PM | #7 | 
| Readaholic            Posts: 5,306 Karma: 90981752 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: South Georgia Device: Surface Pro 6 / Galaxy Tab A 8" | 
			
			How about having to live with Nero Wolf?
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|  09-26-2015, 04:48 PM | #8 | 
| Grand Sorcerer            Posts: 45,611 Karma: 60184181 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour | 
			
			I think I would strangle Robin [Batman and Robin] or, at the very least, reverse the name tags on their two poles they slide down in order to utterly confuse them. (1966 TV series).
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|  09-26-2015, 05:08 PM | #9 | 
| o saeclum infacetum            Posts: 21,514 Karma: 236076651 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: New England Device: Mini, H2O, Glo HD, Aura One, PW4, PW5 | 
			
			Captain Ahab, Heathcliff, Humbert Humbert, Kurtz. And those are just from books I love. | 
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|  09-26-2015, 05:41 PM | #10 | 
| Grand Sorcerer            Posts: 11,732 Karma: 128354696 Join Date: May 2009 Location: 26 kly from Sgr A* Device: T100TA,PW2,PRS-T1,KT,FireHD 8.9,K2, PB360,BeBook One,Axim51v,TC1000 | 
			
			Easier to single out the handful you could tolerate. Which aren't all that many. (Watson himself was no prize.) Me, I wouldn't mind sharing space with Kate Beckett. She's got the right taste in books. Last edited by fjtorres; 09-26-2015 at 05:44 PM. | 
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|  09-26-2015, 05:45 PM | #11 | 
| Scholar            Posts: 1,012 Karma: 3999312 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Denmark Device: Kobo Libra H2O + iPad Air 4 | 
			
			God. (5+ characters) | 
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|  09-26-2015, 06:20 PM | #12 | 
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			Holmes would be difficult.   Can't imagine a relationship with Anna Kareina. Alex [A Clockwork Orange] I'd move and leave no forwarding address. Ignatius Reilly. Uriah Heep. Estella Havisham. Shunkin [A Portrait of Shunkin]. Scarlet O'Hara. Dorian Gray. Just what comes to mind for books that I consider worth remembering. | 
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|  09-26-2015, 07:38 PM | #13 | 
| Wizard            Posts: 1,625 Karma: 11387182 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Clara BW, Kindle Paperwhite (11th Gen) | 
			
			Never loan your car to Stephanie Plum! It will get blown up.
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|  09-26-2015, 07:47 PM | #14 | |
| Guru            Posts: 985 Karma: 4567263 Join Date: May 2009 Location: The End Of The Earth Device: Several | Quote: 
  Agree about most of the rest, especially Scarlett O'Hara and Heathcliff.  Miss Marple I would like. Last edited by pendragginp; 09-26-2015 at 07:50 PM. | |
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|  09-26-2015, 08:23 PM | #15 | 
| o saeclum infacetum            Posts: 21,514 Karma: 236076651 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: New England Device: Mini, H2O, Glo HD, Aura One, PW4, PW5 | 
			
			Holly Golightly, Sally Bowles, Blanche DuBois, Jean Brodie. Since I didn't name any women on my first list. | 
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