Lord of the Rings parody novella: The King of the Crowns. 99p! Probably worth more!

[kingofthecrowns]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to introduce to you...

THE KING OF THE CROWNS!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-King-Cro...+of+the+crowns

The comedy parody novella set in Middle Ea... errr, Midworld, which has been missing from your life! Via a unique and bizarre sense of humour, you will witness Aganthor do battle with a crazed innkeeper, Gandalth blow puffs of smoke into Fardo's face at every opportunity, Grimi go mad with an axe and endanger the very lives of the fellowship (he simply had no idea of the hazard he was creating), and the foul foul Sarukann grow to thirty times his original size somehow (to Gandalth's horror!). Plus someone eats a poisoned pie in a dream and they die in real life. That's off the hook if you ask me (I dare you).

As well as countless japes and high-jinks, there are nine unsettling illustrations, as well as appendices which includes a 'blooper reel' of 'outtakes'.

And how much will this undoubtedly life-changing book cost you? £1.01? £1.00? NO! Just 99p (US customers pay just $1.49, too!). At this low low price, you can hardly afford to miss it! And I mean, at the end of the day, even if you hate it, it's only 99p. Plus it's a novella, so it won't take you a lifetime to read it. Go on, buy it.

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!