Voltaire's Adventures Before Candide -- 99c Bizarro Short

[MartinGibbs]

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007EDDVV6

This is seriously bizarro space fantasy. It revolves around wacky adventures, space and time travel, characters with ridiculous names, and random stream-of-unconsciousness blather.

Voltaire is the hero in this short adventure. With his cleaver (which he did not have in 1484), and his amazingly versatile and ill-described spacecraft, he launches into the greater unknown to save the universe. Or to get a story idea. Or maybe he just wants a nice warm meal. Who knows. The author sure doesn't have a clue.

You will find yourself stranded in a world of complete weirdness. Hang on. I'm not sure where the exits are.

"... It is harmful for sane people, but I'm not sane. You will realise that you're not sane too after reading this story.
It's witty for sure, has some scenes that are hard to describe, but it's perfectly written... And shows you that Voltaire didn't have sanity in 1484... " - Disincentive