Unutterably Silly Share the Wealth

[pete_1967]

I've already claimed so much money from these that I thought to share the wealth. Feel free to share yours if you got too much already and feeling like making someone's Christmas unforgettable.

Pick your fancy and enjoy your new riches.

See, this is what happens when you got too much money, I've long forgotten I had $1.5M in Ghana. I'm not in need of spare change so who ever needs some pocket money, feel free to contact friendly Mr GOODLUCK JAMES as my authorised representative.

From: "MR GOODLUCK JAMES"<googhfyur76rhgvchuy78@web.de>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: RE- WIRE TRANSFER INSTRUCTION OF $USD 1.5USD MILLION
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2010 12:23:19 +0100
Reply-To: <drgoodluckjames00@w.cn>
Sender: googhfyur76rhgvchuy78@web.de
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000

International transfer
Processing Department
Trust Towers Asylum Down
2nd Floor PMB CCCI
Cantonments, Accra Ghana

ATTN: DEAR SIR/MADAM


RE- WIRE TRANSFER INSTRUCTION OF $USD 1.5USD MILLION

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS WAS STILL APPROVED FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER SINCE MR KIM WAS TRYING TO DIRVATE THE FUNDS BUT HE WAS ARRESTED BECAUSE THE FUNDS WAS FUND TO BE YOURS FROM THE DATA BASE OF TRANSFER LIST.

INVIEW OF THIS MASSAGE YOU ARE REQUIRED TO RESEND BANKING DETAILS WITH A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION FOR THE HSBC BANK TO MAKE THIS TRANSFER WITHIN 24 BANKING HOURS FROM NOW.

YOUR URGENT ATTENTION IS OF YOUR OWN BENEFIT.
REGARDS
MR GOODLUCK JAMES

[dsvick]

$1.5 million and a massage - it doesn't get much better than that!!

[desertgrandma]

OH, my goodness!!!

(running to answer email and claim money!!!)

[Bilbo1967]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

OH, my goodness!!!

(running to answer email and claim money!!!)

Ha! Too late, I have already forwarded my personal and bank details.

(humming, "I'm in the money, I'm in the money....)

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Ha! Too late, I have already forwarded my personal and bank details.

(humming, "I'm in the money, I'm in the money....)

Maybe theres enough money for both of us? I gave him my credit card and pin.......wonder how soon we'll get the money?

(goes to sit next to mailbox.......)

[nohmi2]

Q. Ernie, why are you sobbing and crying, and carrying on so loudly?

A. My uncle died last week and left me a million dollars.

Q. He must of loved you you very much to have left you a fortune. I am sure you must miss him very much.

A. And the week before that my Aunt Jemima died and left me a million dollars.

Q. You poor man, losing beloved relatives in such a short time. What on earth are you going to do with all of that money?

A. Go on a world cruise.

Q. Then why are you crying?

A. This week I got...nothing!!!!

[kindlekitten]

I gotta say that since I have been on gmail I haven't had a single one of these

[pete_1967]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

I gotta say that since I have been on gmail I haven't had a single one of these

Have you checked your spam folder Though I don't know how Google handles spam, maybe they just nuke it at server level on receiving but that would mean they may also nuke wrongly tagged legit mail. On new accounts it's just question of time before the random generators generate your address and you start receiving crap despite of never giving your address to anyone.

I get these, or any other spam, very rarely nowadays despite of having had these addresses for years. On the other hand, I run my own mail servers so have convenience to do what ever I want with my spam and mail addresses.

[kindlekitten]

yep, I have! and I've had this account for about 3 years now