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Old 10-23-2010, 09:17 PM   #1
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STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS!!!
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"THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS."


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"THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS."


Get your today!!!
And you don't have to buy it -- it's a DIY Thought Screen Helmet. I've been waiting for these instructions for years!

(I'm going to make mine in brown to coordinate with my Snuggie.)
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Old 10-23-2010, 09:42 PM   #4
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:08 PM   #5
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Are alien abductions under attack in the US?
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:32 PM   #6
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You know, I wouldn't be at all surprised if that device had a 100% success rate in stopping alien abductions...
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:49 PM   #7
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I am working on something similar to stop the anal probes we always here about.
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Old 10-23-2010, 11:09 PM   #8
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You know, I wouldn't be at all surprised if that device had a 100% success rate in stopping alien abductions...
That's a bit like throwing rubbish around your back yard to keep the elephants away. Works at our place.
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Old 10-23-2010, 11:23 PM   #9
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The video clip includes an interview with the inventor of the thought screen helmet!

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Old 10-23-2010, 11:33 PM   #10
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And there is no such thing as alien abductions.
They're called alien deportations.
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Old 10-23-2010, 11:35 PM   #11
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You know, I wouldn't be at all surprised if that device had a 100% success rate in stopping alien abductions...
Not quite it seems. Still, a very high success rate. From the website itself....

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The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only three failures have been reported since 1998.
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Old 10-24-2010, 02:45 AM   #12
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Little Horse has not been abducted since we all use a protective hat. Both in the house and outside. All the time. If you do not do like that it is useless. And can become painfully and embarrassingly dangerous, as it is shown in Mars Attach, and as HotLips seems to know, him and his invisible chum. Atta boys! Keep up the good work.

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Old 10-24-2010, 03:04 AM   #14
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:24 AM   #15
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Sheesh! Stop yer yelling already! I'm stop abducting the durn aliens if that's whatcher really wantin'.

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