You must see this book!

ardeegee · 05-21-2010, 11:33 PM

No, this does not belong in the "deals" forum.

No, this does not belong in the "reading recommendations" forum.

This belongs in the "holy freaking crap" forum. In the "this is a train wreck but I can't take my eyes off it forum."

I became aware of it because the author is a member of a mailing list that I'm on, and he is (honestly, no joke) convinced that there is a government conspiracy suppressing his book from being sold, otherwise it would have sold thousands of copies.

Just... just read some from the sample pages:

Okay, I'll give one sentence from the book that I found especially meaningful:

Susan McRay, a well curved but slender long legged young woman of Irish decent whose long shoulder length flaming red hair, which also indicates her temperament, always smells like sweet perfume.

Don't worry, there is an ebook version!

And lastly, the author's web site. Pay special attention to the photos from Mars on the latter part of the page.

SneakySnake · 05-22-2010, 12:23 AM

Is it just me? Or did a lot of those photos look like blurry Pandas?

Verencat · 05-22-2010, 12:24 AM

Under the fifth picture:

Quote:

A-5, Now this is an interesting structure! It seems to be a human man with a baseball cap on backwards! He is drawing an alien face or a happy face! There are also other houses in the photo. There is a lion, bear or bull. And there is a rabbit and a moose! Which is not visible in this close up. I made all of the pictures up close so that it would be easier for you to see.

That man is a psychiatrist's ultimate fantasy.

SneakySnake · 05-22-2010, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verencat

Under the fifth picture:

That man is a psychiatrist's ultimate fantasy.

Its Pandas I tell you!

RCR · 05-22-2010, 12:55 AM

I'm shaking my head from left to right in the negative (page 95)

but I'm glad... the two glowing men just smile...with a worm friendly smile...(page 39).

Peverel · 05-22-2010, 06:38 AM

If you rotate picture A3 on the website 90 degrees clockwise it looks like an out of focus picture of a dog. Logically that means Mars was where all dogs came from.

Poppa1956 · 05-22-2010, 06:56 AM

Many of those photos are *at least* as sharp as the pix of Nessie and Bigfoot (oddly, they were at the company picnic together.)
We must stop the Government suppression of the obviously well-written and totally thunk-through novel that has great political and sociological import and stuff.

zelda_pinwheel · 05-22-2010, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Its Pandas I tell you!

it's always pandas !!

Quote:

Originally Posted by RCR

I'm shaking my head from left to right in the negative (page 95)

but I'm glad... the two glowing men just smile...with a worm friendly smile...(page 39).

the worms will be so pleased. most smiles are not worm-friendly at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peverel

If you rotate picture A3 on the website 90 degrees clockwise it looks like an out of focus picture of a dog. Logically that means Mars was where all dogs came from.

that would explain a lot.

zelda_pinwheel · 05-22-2010, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppa1956

Many of those photos are *at least* as sharp as the pix of Nessie and Bigfoot (oddly, they were at the company picnic together.)
We must stop the Government suppression of the obviously well-written and totally thunk-through novel that has great political and sociological import and stuff.

yes ! powa to the aliens !! spread the word, brotha !

zelda_pinwheel · 05-22-2010, 07:08 AM

A-7 is a more modern house. There are several of this type all around Mars. Some look like frogs. Some look like they have long noses. Notice the windows and doorways! The long nose houses may have a connection to the ancient Aztec of Earth, as do the rabbits.

05-21-2010, 11:33 PM	#1
ardeegee Maratus speciosus butt Posts: 3,292 Karma: 1162698 Join Date: Sep 2009 Device: PRS-350	You must see this book! No, this does not belong in the "deals" forum. No, this does not belong in the "reading recommendations" forum. This belongs in the "holy freaking crap" forum. In the "this is a train wreck but I can't take my eyes off it forum." I became aware of it because the author is a member of a mailing list that I'm on, and he is (honestly, no joke) convinced that there is a government conspiracy suppressing his book from being sold, otherwise it would have sold thousands of copies. Just... just read some from the sample pages: Okay, I'll give one sentence from the book that I found especially meaningful: Susan McRay, a well curved but slender long legged young woman of Irish decent whose long shoulder length flaming red hair, which also indicates her temperament, always smells like sweet perfume. Don't worry, there is an ebook version! And lastly, the author's web site. Pay special attention to the photos from Mars on the latter part of the page.

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