Have you ever accidentally become a god?

ardeegee · 03-30-2010, 01:17 PM

Guy writes finance book. Guy goes on Colbert. Guy finds out that he is Jesus.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...benjamin-creme

pshrynk · 03-30-2010, 02:28 PM

Yeah. Alex once asked in open forum if anyone was interested in joining the Mod Squad to help out with the new Kindle coming out. I answered the thread by saying, "Sure, I spend all my time here anyway. Might as well be green."

Next thing I know, I had access to the Moderators Suite and the "Don't touch this red button and we mean you, pshrynk!" rule was born.

poohbear_nc · 03-30-2010, 02:44 PM

I am legendary in my workplace as a computer god. Whenever a computer of some sort is misbehaving and I am called to fix it - 90% of the time simply my arriving and standing next to the offending item will result in its working just fine. The other 10% of the time I locate the cord that has become unattached or loose and plug it back it.

My latest triumph:
Them: "My PC can't access the internet anymore. It worked fine before lunch but now it's broken."
Me (after visually tracing some cords): "Hmmm, maybe it has something to do with the fact that you've moved a 4-drawer file cabinet weighing hundreds of pounds on top of your network cable. What do you think?"

nohmi2 · 03-30-2010, 07:54 PM

Ofcourse, I was a god(dess) at one stage of my life.

My kids thought that I invented fire..........then they grew up.

Cheers.

wodin · 03-30-2010, 08:12 PM

I answered "no" because it wasn't an accident.

dreamsgate · 03-30-2010, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nohmi2

Ofcourse, I was a god(dess) at one stage of my life.

My kids thought that I invented fire..........then they grew up.

Cheers.

Hey me too! Not only fire, but my kids thought a hug and a kiss from me solved any problem.

My youngest still does, so shussshhh, no telling.

AprilHare · 03-31-2010, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardeegee

Guy writes finance book. Guy goes on Colbert. Guy finds out that he is Jesus.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...benjamin-creme

Budda, not Jesus, but yeah.

FlorenceArt · 03-31-2010, 09:34 AM

zelda_pinwheel · 03-31-2010, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wodin

I answered "no" because it wasn't an accident.

me too. every time i've become a god it's been a result of conscious, deliberate actions.

Sweetpea · 03-31-2010, 09:40 AM

I was born a goddess, but nobody found out yet...

montsnmags · 03-31-2010, 09:46 AM

I became a dog once...that time I put the termite poison slurry on my morning toast. I'm past that now.

Woof,
Marc

cheerio6414 · 03-31-2010, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I was born a goddess, but nobody found out yet...

they will

happy_terd · 03-31-2010, 09:48 AM

A lot of women have called me "oh God" in the past. Not certain if that is the same thing or not.

Kevin2960 · 03-31-2010, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I became a dog once...that time I put the termite poison slurry on my morning toast. I'm past that now.

Woof,
Marc

But isn't a DOG just A Dyslexic GOD anyway

zelda_pinwheel · 03-31-2010, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin2960

But isn't a DOG just A Dyslexic GOD anyway

the dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up all night wondering about that.

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03-30-2010, 01:17 PM	#1
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pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Yeah. Alex once asked in open forum if anyone was interested in joining the Mod Squad to help out with the new Kindle coming out. I answered the thread by saying, "Sure, I spend all my time here anyway. Might as well be green." Next thing I know, I had access to the Moderators Suite and the "Don't touch this red button and we mean you, pshrynk!" rule was born.

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poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 62,814 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I am legendary in my workplace as a computer god. Whenever a computer of some sort is misbehaving and I am called to fix it - 90% of the time simply my arriving and standing next to the offending item will result in its working just fine. The other 10% of the time I locate the cord that has become unattached or loose and plug it back it. My latest triumph: Them: "My PC can't access the internet anymore. It worked fine before lunch but now it's broken." Me (after visually tracing some cords): "Hmmm, maybe it has something to do with the fact that you've moved a 4-drawer file cabinet weighing hundreds of pounds on top of your network cable. What do you think?"

03-30-2010, 07:54 PM	#4
nohmi2 Pensively observing. Posts: 1,758 Karma: 12675456 Join Date: Jun 2008 Device: Varied.	Ofcourse, I was a god(dess) at one stage of my life. My kids thought that I invented fire..........then they grew up. Cheers.

03-30-2010, 08:12 PM	#5
wodin Illiterate Posts: 10,279 Karma: 37848716 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: The Sandwich Isles Device: Samsung Galaxy S10+, Microsoft Surface Pro	I answered "no" because it wasn't an accident.

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	A lot of women have called me "oh God" in the past. Not certain if that is the same thing or not.

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