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Old 06-07-2016, 09:22 PM   #1
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humorous short stories... or rather product reviews :D
i just happened upon one of the reviews of a very creative, over-the-top user on amazon. apparently he's no longer reviewing, but his reviews are whimsical and well-written, and all tell a different tale. an excerpt taken from his dishwash detergent pod review:

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In late August of the year 2014, armed with a crossbow and a sharpened plumbing instrument, I took part in an attempt to overthrow the managership of my local Star-bucks. One Mr. James Thomas Watley, assistant manager of this coffee-mongery, carries himself about like a prince among us peons! How he prances through the establishment in his green apron and golden badges, drunk with power, and eager to display the ill-earned decorations of a lordship to which neither he, nor any man, has a right! Who is Mr. Watley, I ask, to force me -- or anyone, for that matter -- to wear shoes, a shirt, and pants in order to be served a cup of rich, aromatic coffee!?! No man has that right! Only a petty tyrant would ask a simple workingman like myself to bear such a ridiculous burden.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile...=cm_cr_rdp_pdp
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Old 06-07-2016, 09:46 PM   #2
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Can I recommend the banana slicer and Haribo Sugarless gummy bears? Oh and for even more fun the steering wheel tray.

Note: I mean the reviews not the products.
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Old 06-08-2016, 03:04 AM   #3
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Old 06-08-2016, 08:38 AM   #4
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Veet for men reviews are good for a chuckle
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Old 06-08-2016, 09:05 AM   #5
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Not quite as funny, but maybe still worth a chuckle:

https://www.amazon.de/Hildegard-Orgo...ords=hildegard

(it's in german, sorry)

If nothing else, the fact that someone is successfully(?) selling those is laughworthy...
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Old 06-08-2016, 09:32 AM   #6
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Lots of funny reviews under the Bic "For Her" pens: https://www.amazon.com/product-revie...owViewpoints=1
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Old 06-08-2016, 10:30 AM   #7
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:53 AM   #8
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Here is the banana slicer.
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-B...t_sims?ie=UTF8
I found the link on the Bic page.
Let's not forget the t-shirt.
https://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Thre...t_sims?ie=UTF8
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:49 PM   #9
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One of the iconic items for ... interesting ... reviews at Amazon is the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt. Some of them are relevant, but most are highly imaginative.

And they've led to a pretty cool video!




(Actually, it seems there is at least one additional video.)
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Old 06-09-2016, 12:11 AM   #10
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Oh due to Mobileread, Amazon just recommended a still to me.
No funny reviews there though.
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A chuckle??? Merely a chuckle?? I'm sitting here with tears running down my cheeks and trying to keep my giggles quiet! Have forwarded this to my brother too.
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A chuckle??? Merely a chuckle?? I'm sitting here with tears running down my cheeks and trying to keep my giggles quiet! Have forwarded this to my brother too.
Want some strawberry ice cream and Brussels sprouts?
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