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Old 01-12-2016, 08:06 AM   #1
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Man Receives Tumor instead of Kindle

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...A British man received quite a shock when the courier service that was supposed to be delivering a Kindle to his address sent him a package containing a tumor tissue sample from America instead.

The sample was supposed to be sent to the Royal Free Hospital in London, yet somehow ended up in Bristol at the home of James Potten, who had been expecting to receive the e-reader, which he had ordered online.

FedEx had initially delivered the package to Mr Potten’s door while he was out, so he contacted the courier asking them to return once he got home. The driver then headed back to the house, bearing a package with the recipient’s name and address.

However, when Mr Potten opened the parcel, he discovered a box marked “patient tumor – specimen enclosed.” After seeing this, the still Kindle-less environmental consultant got back in touch with FedEx, asking them to retrieve the package and deliver it to the correct address.
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Old 01-12-2016, 08:49 AM   #2
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I read this headline to my husband, who said, "That's FedEx for you."

"How did you know if was FedEx?" I asked.

"I work with FedEx. All the time."
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Old 01-12-2016, 10:00 AM   #3
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I read this headline to my husband, who said, "That's FedEx for you."

"How did you know if was FedEx?" I asked.

"I work with FedEx. All the time."
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Old 01-12-2016, 10:45 AM   #4
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wait the outside package was addressed to Mr Potten?
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Old 01-12-2016, 12:51 PM   #5
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So... did the "Royal Free Hospital in London" order the sample from Amazon and the robots put the wrong label on the outer box? Or did they reach for a Kindle but got a tumor sample instead?

Oh Yeah, blame the robot!

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Old 01-12-2016, 02:01 PM   #6
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A study performed by the Royal Free Hospital in London shows that tumors are actually electronic devices! Doctors there are stating that this may lead to innovative new cancer treatments, such as firmware flashing.
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Old 01-12-2016, 02:39 PM   #7
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A study performed by the Royal Free Hospital in London shows that tumors are actually electronic devices! Doctors there are stating that this may lead to innovative new cancer treatments, such as firmware flashing.
As long as you don't brick the device.
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Old 01-12-2016, 02:46 PM   #8
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Did the Royal Free Hospital in London get a Kindle?
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Old 01-12-2016, 03:17 PM   #9
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Yet another example of how e-book readers give you cancer!
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Old 01-12-2016, 03:31 PM   #10
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^That's just the line from the dead tree publishing mafia.

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Old 01-12-2016, 03:46 PM   #11
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Yet another example of how e-book readers give you cancer!
That was my interpretation after an initial quick read of the subject line. Reading every other word just doesn't work sometimes!
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"I'm sorry, we have some bad news for you. Your tumor is protected by DRM and we are unable to remove it."
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Old 01-12-2016, 04:13 PM   #13
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"I'm sorry, we have some bad news for you. Your tumor is protected by DRM and we are unable to remove it."
Oh nurse...

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