Bziszt-pouf!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-18-2008, 04:47 PM

Fuop-tzsizB!

HA! It worked! That'll show those weird panda-borg-thingies, you gotta get up awful early in the morning to accutelate us!

Uh...

Us? Dixie? Ma'am? Where you at?

(Pfft. I know I told her to stay close. How hard was that? It's not like I asked her to have my kids or anything. Hope no one's accutelated her yet... she had moxie. She should probably have that checked.)

So, now I'm in an alternate quantum dimension all by myself. And it takes the belt buckle... let's see... about 4 hours before it recharges enough to take me back home. Would'a been nice if I'd had someone to spend the time with... like one of those accutelated blonde babes in the sparkly purple tights and four-inch heels I saw just before the ceremony got started. (Alas, you just can't drag them away from the guys with the face tattoos and the holographic doctors when you need 'em.)

Well, I remembered to bring my PDA, so at least if I have to, I can just read until it's time to go...

Say... this isn't the blue dimension, next to the fish. The light's all wrong... it's all polarized and sorta slit-scanned, interfering with the LCD display on my PDA! Darned emergency quantum-shifting belt buckle... never takes me where it's supposed to! I got no borg babes... and now I can't read, either!

Well, maybe I'll just try to relax by those odd bushes... the ones the weird polarized slit-scanned light make them look like they're moving. What a fascinating effect: If I didn't know better, I'd swear they were actually self-aware... but that's silly. Bushes aren't self-aware... not even in the blue dimension, next to the fish. (There, they are all into reality shows.)

Take, for instance, that odd polarized slit-scanned light visual effect, that creates the uncannily illusion of an aware bush walking towards me and swinging a rock-filled rubber chicken in the air like a baseball bat. I mean, how likely is that? No one in their right mind would possibly accept the idea of an aware bush walking towards me and swinging a rock-filled rubber chicken in the air like a baseball bat, not even in a strange unknown dimension! I mean, without a designated hitter, there's no way you can

(thump)

DixieGal · 08-18-2008, 05:09 PM

Bziszt pouf!

Steve, are you here? No, I guess not.

Pouf-Bziszt!

pshrynk · 08-18-2008, 05:32 PM

!fuop tzsizb

Dontcha just hate American League Rules? Hey! Where's the guy with the Zany Carter Deluxe pitcher?

pshrynk · 08-18-2008, 05:36 PM

Bziszt pouf!

So anything new? Naw, he's still out like a light!

Why's he wearing that funny blue uniform?

Bziszt pouf!

DixieGal · 08-18-2008, 05:43 PM

Bzist Pouf!

Steve, are you here? Oh wait, I already looked here.

Pouf Bzist!

Greg Anos · 08-18-2008, 06:48 PM

Walks over to the bushes, pours water out of the pack on the back, with a funny watering head that has paired twin slits that the water flows thru.

"Thanks for the favor, Girysb. Let him go when he wakes up."

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-18-2008, 09:32 PM

Mmmm... glmph... mruhrr... GAH!

Mmm? This is my bedroom! What a crazy dream. I'd better lay off the rarebit so close to quitting time...

Say... why is my hair wet?

psockpuppet · 08-19-2008, 08:45 AM

Anyone seen a rather chubby pandaborg wearing a cheap tin crown running through here?

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-19-2008, 09:55 AM

I thought that was my cat, looking for a midnight snack. He left through the closet.

psockpuppet · 08-19-2008, 09:56 AM

Right! Thanks!

grimo1re · 08-19-2008, 12:25 PM

Yeah, tell him that's my Crown. I want it back, it looks waaaay better on me. Cheeky pandaborg.

psockpuppet · 08-19-2008, 01:32 PM

Umm? Any idea how this closet teleports? I've been smacking the sides of the walls for hours now and getting no where. Well, into your kitchen, maybe, but no sign of His Chubbiness anywhere.

You need some more hotdogs, by the way.

DixieGal · 08-19-2008, 01:43 PM

We got it! It's trapped in the closet!!! Quick, time for the wire clothes hanger beating to begin!

Whack-ting! Whack-ting! (Sound of wire hanger hitting and then sort of springing back for a double whack)

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-19-2008, 01:46 PM

I dunno, my cat manages to pop in and out of there every day, but she's never let me in on the secret. (I suspect she has a quantum dimensional shifter embedded into one of her whiskers. Either that, or she hides in one of my wife's sweaters. Sneaky little trans-dimensional minx.)

I'll send you the bill for the wall. Now, kindly get out of my closet... take a right... another right... a left... straight out the door... past the first star on the left, and straight on 'til morning with ya! (grumblegrumbleHow'saguysupposedtogetanysleepwithp andasbumpingaroundinhisclosetgrumblegrumble)

psockpuppet · 08-19-2008, 01:46 PM

Bzist Pouf!

Thanks! That did the trick!

08-18-2008, 04:47 PM	#1
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Bziszt-pouf! *Fuop-tzsizB!* HA! It worked! That'll show those weird panda-borg-thingies, you gotta get up awful early in the morning to accutelate us! Uh... Us? Dixie? Ma'am? Where you at? (Pfft. I know I told her to stay close. How hard was that? It's not like I asked her to have my kids or anything. Hope no one's accutelated her yet... she had moxie. She should probably have that checked.) So, now I'm in an alternate quantum dimension all by myself. And it takes the belt buckle... let's see... about 4 hours before it recharges enough to take me back home. Would'a been nice if I'd had someone to spend the time with... like one of those accutelated blonde babes in the sparkly purple tights and four-inch heels I saw just before the ceremony got started. (Alas, you just can't drag them away from the guys with the face tattoos and the holographic doctors when you need 'em.) Well, I remembered to bring my PDA, so at least if I have to, I can just read until it's time to go... Say... this isn't the blue dimension, next to the fish. The light's all wrong... it's all polarized and sorta slit-scanned, interfering with the LCD display on my PDA! Darned emergency quantum-shifting belt buckle... never takes me where it's supposed to! I got no borg babes... and now I can't read, either! Well, maybe I'll just try to relax by those odd bushes... the ones the weird polarized slit-scanned light make them look like they're moving. What a fascinating effect: If I didn't know better, I'd swear they were actually self-aware... but that's silly. Bushes aren't self-aware... not even in the blue dimension, next to the fish. (There, they are all into reality shows.) Take, for instance, that odd polarized slit-scanned light visual effect, that creates the uncannily illusion of an aware bush walking towards me and swinging a rock-filled rubber chicken in the air like a baseball bat. I mean, how likely is that? No one in their right mind would possibly accept the idea of an aware bush walking towards me and swinging a rock-filled rubber chicken in the air like a baseball bat, not even in a strange unknown dimension! I mean, without a designated hitter, there's no way you can (thump)

08-18-2008, 05:09 PM	#2
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Bziszt pouf! Steve, are you here? No, I guess not. Pouf-Bziszt! Last edited by DixieGal; 08-18-2008 at 05:10 PM. Reason: Darned moxie is starting to itch.

08-18-2008, 05:32 PM	#3
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	!fuop tzsizb Dontcha just hate American League Rules? Hey! Where's the guy with the Zany Carter Deluxe pitcher?

08-18-2008, 05:36 PM	#4
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Bziszt pouf! So anything new? Naw, he's still out like a light! Why's he wearing that funny blue uniform? Bziszt pouf!

08-18-2008, 05:43 PM	#5
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Bzist Pouf! Steve, are you here? Oh wait, I already looked here. Pouf Bzist!

08-18-2008, 06:48 PM	#6
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,492 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	Walks over to the bushes, pours water out of the pack on the back, with a funny watering head that has paired twin slits that the water flows thru. "Thanks for the favor, Girysb. Let him go when he wakes up."

08-18-2008, 09:32 PM	#7
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Mmmm... glmph... mruhrr... GAH! Mmm? This is my bedroom! What a crazy dream. I'd better lay off the rarebit so close to quitting time... Say... why is my hair wet?

08-19-2008, 08:45 AM	#8
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	Anyone seen a rather chubby pandaborg wearing a cheap tin crown running through here?

08-19-2008, 09:55 AM	#9
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I thought that was my cat, looking for a midnight snack. He left through the closet.

08-19-2008, 09:56 AM	#10
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	Right! Thanks!

08-19-2008, 12:25 PM	#11
grimo1re Geekette Posts: 435 Karma: 3335 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NSW, Australia Device: Sony Reader PRS500, PocketBook 360	Yeah, tell him that's my Crown. I want it back, it looks waaaay better on me. Cheeky pandaborg.

08-19-2008, 01:32 PM	#12
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	Umm? Any idea how this closet teleports? I've been smacking the sides of the walls for hours now and getting no where. Well, into your kitchen, maybe, but no sign of His Chubbiness anywhere. You need some more hotdogs, by the way.

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08-19-2008, 01:43 PM	#13
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	We got it! It's trapped in the closet!!! Quick, time for the wire clothes hanger beating to begin! Whack-ting! Whack-ting! (Sound of wire hanger hitting and then sort of springing back for a double whack)

08-19-2008, 01:46 PM	#14
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I dunno, my cat manages to pop in and out of there every day, but she's never let me in on the secret. (I suspect she has a quantum dimensional shifter embedded into one of her whiskers. Either that, or she hides in one of my wife's sweaters. Sneaky little trans-dimensional minx.) I'll send you the bill for the wall. Now, kindly get out of my closet... take a right... another right... a left... straight out the door... past the first star on the left, and straight on 'til morning with ya! (grumblegrumbleHow'saguysupposedtogetanysleepwithp andasbumpingaroundinhisclosetgrumblegrumble)