Silliness Recipedia

mvisconte · 02-24-2010, 12:39 AM

In honor of Zelda_Pinwheel...

Sciuridae in sesame coconut on Ritz.

1 Fresh Sciuridae (thirteen-striped sciuridae)
Honey
Sesame seed
Flake coconut
Ritze (tm) crackers.

Or, for the intuned

"Sweet fuzzy squirrels on a cracker".

What do you do when you're too tired to sleep?

kindlekitten · 02-24-2010, 01:08 AM

squirrels eh?

Fledchen · 02-24-2010, 07:24 AM

Now I have a use for the squirrels that keep raiding my birdfeeders! Can I substitute Sciurus carolinensis?

poohbear_nc · 02-24-2010, 09:26 AM

Squirrels on Ritz crackers smothered in coconut?
Can you add chocolate sauce?

zelda_pinwheel · 02-24-2010, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Squirrels on Ritz crackers smothered in coconut?
Can you add chocolate sauce?

i don't see why not, but then i like chocolate and coconut together.

happy_terd · 02-24-2010, 09:29 AM

Squirrels are rats with fancy tails. Rat does not taste bad so I would suspect that squirrel tasted pretty good also.

BenG · 02-24-2010, 10:04 AM

You used to be able to find small advertisements for canned squirrel in the back of Gourmet magazine. It would be handy for making Brunswick Stew.

mvisconte · 02-24-2010, 09:44 PM

It's a definate improvement over my first attempt... "sweet squirrels". I didn't know how to skin them, so the fuzzy was provided by... well, fur. I tried Melba Toast, but it's not the same.

Sciurus carolinensis would be an excellent source. The 13-lined ground squirrel is predatory in nature, and the flesh of meat eaters has a distinct taste from the flesh of onmivores or herbivores.

As for Squirrels raiding, there are a lot of fun games you can play with squrrels, like "high pressure water hose squirrel and go seek", or, for those about to cook, "pop goes the Sciuridae". (as for technique, there are many, and I won't go into that unless someone needs some ideas). I do not support the RSEP (Rural Squirrel Electrification Project), and I have had the stew shocked out of me, and unless you're a trained electician, you might be the more likely to be lit up. Especially when the squirrels learn you're plotting ag'in them. They're tricky little bastards.

Search You Tube for "squirrel, car, insurance" for an example.

:-D

Also, Brunswick Stew cannot be considered authentic without the addition of some form of wild life, usually squirrel (although rabbit, woodchuck, and possum have been used to good effect).

Dang it, now I'm hungry, and I'm all out of squirrel!

I think there are rats near the trash bins... where's my airgun?

phenomshel · 02-25-2010, 10:12 AM

Dang you people! I dreamed about the phrase "sweet fuzzy squirrels on a cracker" last night...and now the phrase won't leave my head!

vivaldirules · 02-25-2010, 11:05 AM

or maybe

happy_terd · 02-25-2010, 12:04 PM

Would you bite the head or tail off first?

zelda_pinwheel · 02-25-2010, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phenomshel

Dang you people! I dreamed about the phrase "sweet fuzzy squirrels on a cracker" last night...and now the phrase won't leave my head!

(i shouldn't laugh, i've been suffering that effect with terrible songs that i CANNOT GET OUT OF MY HEAD lately. arg !

)

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

this one is my personal favourite, and the only one i'll consider eating. looks tasty !

Wetdogeared · 02-25-2010, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

this one is my personal favourite, and the only one i'll consider eating. looks tasty !

Canadian squirrels taste best.

Verencat · 02-25-2010, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Canadian squirrels taste best.

But what's the leaf hiding?

kindlekitten · 02-25-2010, 07:31 PM

personal experience?

02-24-2010, 12:39 AM	#1
mvisconte pHilosopher kIng Posts: 208 Karma: 429751 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: An imperfect world Device: Laptop, laptop, desktop, phone (HTC, HTC, Asus, Asus, LG rah!)	Recipedia In honor of Zelda_Pinwheel... Sciuridae in sesame coconut on Ritz. 1 Fresh Sciuridae (thirteen-striped sciuridae) Honey Sesame seed Flake coconut Ritze (tm) crackers. Or, for the intuned "Sweet fuzzy squirrels on a cracker". What do you do when you're too tired to sleep?

02-24-2010, 09:44 PM	#8
mvisconte pHilosopher kIng Posts: 208 Karma: 429751 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: An imperfect world Device: Laptop, laptop, desktop, phone (HTC, HTC, Asus, Asus, LG rah!)	Scurry day... It's a definate improvement over my first attempt... "sweet squirrels". I didn't know how to skin them, so the fuzzy was provided by... well, fur. I tried Melba Toast, but it's not the same. Sciurus carolinensis would be an excellent source. The 13-lined ground squirrel is predatory in nature, and the flesh of meat eaters has a distinct taste from the flesh of onmivores or herbivores. As for Squirrels raiding, there are a lot of fun games you can play with squrrels, like "high pressure water hose squirrel and go seek", or, for those about to cook, "pop goes the Sciuridae". (as for technique, there are many, and I won't go into that unless someone needs some ideas). I do not support the RSEP (Rural Squirrel Electrification Project), and I have had the stew shocked out of me, and unless you're a trained electician, you might be the more likely to be lit up. Especially when the squirrels learn you're plotting ag'in them. They're tricky little bastards. Search You Tube for "squirrel, car, insurance" for an example. :-D Also, Brunswick Stew cannot be considered authentic without the addition of some form of wild life, usually squirrel (although rabbit, woodchuck, and possum have been used to good effect). Dang it, now I'm hungry, and I'm all out of squirrel! I think there are rats near the trash bins... where's my airgun?

02-25-2010, 11:05 AM	#10
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	or maybe Last edited by vivaldirules; 02-25-2010 at 11:07 AM.

02-24-2010, 01:08 AM	#2
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	squirrels eh?

02-24-2010, 07:24 AM	#3
Fledchen Guru Posts: 663 Karma: 84658 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Minnesota, USA Device: PB360+, Sony950, VR Stream, iPod Touch, iPad	Now I have a use for the squirrels that keep raiding my birdfeeders! Can I substitute Sciurus carolinensis?

02-24-2010, 09:26 AM	#4
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,379 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Squirrels on Ritz crackers smothered in coconut? Can you add chocolate sauce?

02-24-2010, 09:29 AM	#6
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Squirrels are rats with fancy tails. Rat does not taste bad so I would suspect that squirrel tasted pretty good also.

02-24-2010, 10:04 AM	#7
BenG Home Guard Posts: 4,730 Karma: 86721650 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alpha Ralpha Boulevard Device: Kindle Oasis 3G, iPhone 6	You used to be able to find small advertisements for canned squirrel in the back of Gourmet magazine. It would be handy for making Brunswick Stew.

02-25-2010, 10:12 AM	#9
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	Dang you people! I dreamed about the phrase "sweet fuzzy squirrels on a cracker" last night...and now the phrase won't leave my head!

02-25-2010, 12:04 PM	#11
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Would you bite the head or tail off first?

02-25-2010, 07:31 PM	#15
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	personal experience?

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