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Old 03-09-2013, 02:42 PM   #1
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FREE this week: THE CRAWLING ABATTOIR - humorous horror by Martin Mundt

I wrote the preface to THE CRAWLING ABATTOIR by Martin Mundt, and wanted to encourage everyone to get a copy of it this weekend while it's FREE on Amazon -- a special promotion to celebrate its re-issue. Please download a copy. For you. For your mom. For someone you really don't ever want to see again... This is seriously one of the funniest collections of horror stories you'll ever find!

Peter Straub blurbed this book and said: “Martin Mundt is a nasty, warped, zero-temperature so-and-so who can’t put two words together without first snickering, then slitting their throats. No wonder reading him is such a pleasure.”

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From the desperation of a lonely necrophile deeply frustrated by unrequited corpse-love; to a really rotten clown's long drawn-out discovery that success comes only after paying his dues in multiple broken bones, lacerated kidneys, lots and lots of blood and more; and to the horrible, horrible, (really horrible) misfortunes of Little Timmy, an innocent youngster badly mistreated by the world for no very good reason other than the reader's enjoyment; this collection will jam a rusty icepick all the way through your funny-bone, and you'll laugh until you cry through months of expensive, excruciating elbow rehabilitation. Enjoy!

Download THE CRAWLING ABATTOIR for Free for the next five days here:

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