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Old 08-01-2012, 05:45 AM   #1
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'Are you sure you can take the pain?' she demanded, brandishing her new stilettos. 'Yes,' I gulped.'OK,' she said and showed me the receipt.
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'Harder,' she cried, gripping the workbench even tighter, 'Harder!' 'Alright,' I said, 'What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?'
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Old 08-01-2012, 07:06 AM   #2
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i don't know why, but i'm giggling like mad :P
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:52 AM   #3
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Those are funny. I don't know why but I liked this one the best:

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She gazed up at me wide-eyed from the shed floor and bit her lip seductively. Unfortunately it was her top lip so she looked like a piranha.
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:35 AM   #4
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Thats so funny, just what i needed for another rainy day to cheer me up.
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Old 08-01-2012, 10:51 AM   #5
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'Meet me in the shed in half an hour wearing only your wellingtons.' I sighed and put the phone down. I hated these late-night booty calls.

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Old 08-01-2012, 11:15 AM   #6
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It's joke accounts like these that I love to read on Twitter. Some of these have been pretty good.
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Old 08-01-2012, 03:02 PM   #7
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I'm laughing out loud here and I never do that!

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Old 08-01-2012, 03:19 PM   #8
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My favorite so far:

"As I stared out at the army of strange creatures standing to attention on the lawn, I realised I'd mixed up the slug pellets and the Viagra."
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Old 08-01-2012, 03:53 PM   #9
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My favorite so far:

"As I stared out at the army of strange creatures standing to attention on the lawn, I realised I'd mixed up the slug pellets and the Viagra."
That was my favourite too
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Old 08-01-2012, 04:22 PM   #10
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'Prepare to suffer like no other man has,' she said, drawing her razor-sharp fingernail up the cellophane of the Sex and the City box set.
I didn't see the viagra one, though.
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Old 08-01-2012, 07:58 PM   #11
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I opened this thread and had an ad to buy 50 Shades from Kobo...
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